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My wife wants to finger my asshole |
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Posts: 4133 (06/28/08 7:20 PM) Registered user |
...and i'm not really up for it...she said it would give me an intense orgasm and she keeps trying to show me quotes from men who's wives do it to them and they love it...i think it would just cause me to drink more...she even bought lube and latex gloves today like i was already on board!! i told her i'd have to have another beer and smoke a bowl before i decide. |
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Posts: 13783 (06/28/08 7:22 PM) faqmaster |
These sort of decisions are best made over a steaming bowl of chili.
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 2537 (06/28/08 7:23 PM) Registered user |
The prostate. It could be good but not if you are so uncomfortable with it.
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Posts: 787 (06/28/08 7:24 PM) Registered User |
You're a lucky man.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 23678 (06/28/08 7:24 PM) Registered User |
I will never ever want to finger anyone's asshole.
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Posts: 3599 (06/28/08 7:25 PM) Registered User |
Don't do it, man! You'll end up liking it and soon her fingers won't be enough. You'll end up wanting some beefsteak up there...and then
you'll be a full fledge gay, get divorced and end up on here driving a rift between NC and Pencake as they battle over who intitiates you into your gaydom
first, until you all just succomb to each others gaydom and have a gigantic three-gay-way.
You don't want that to happen, do ya? |
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sealbach |
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Posts: 4134 (06/28/08 7:27 PM) Registered user |
fuck no! but has anyone done this? is this normal? i mean, i love my wife and all, i'm willing to experiment, but this is kind of over the top. |
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NiceToAnimals |
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Posts: 10143 (06/28/08 7:29 PM) Registered User |
Sucks expands my horizons so so much.
<---------- sheltered. |
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TUNA SURPRISE |
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Posts: 788 (06/28/08 7:33 PM) Registered User |
Why not try it? Worst thing that can happen is that it does nothing for you and you don't do it again. But if it makes fireworks go off, then you'll be
REALLY glad you did. Hole play and prostate massage are not just for gaes anymore. Quite common for straight men now to add that to their repertoire.
If you're interested - go for it. If it freaks you out or "gaes you out", you won't enjoy it anyway so skip it. |
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Posts: 8918 (06/28/08 7:37 PM) Guttersnipe |
straights and gaes may not have the same interests but they've got the same anatomies. are you going to argue with them?
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 3600 (06/28/08 7:41 PM) Registered User |
Here's the deal you present to your wife:
"I'll let you finger my asshole if you invite _______________ (wife's hot friend) over for a three way." If she really wants to do it, she'll go for it. Then do you know who the big winner is? YOU, my friend! You are the big winner. |
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aquatic birdboy |
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Posts: 4933 (06/28/08 7:42 PM) Registered User |
your wife's good at it....
trust me... |
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sealbach |
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Posts: 4135 (06/28/08 7:44 PM) Registered user |
jesus...i'm starting to feel like a prude
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Posts: 9464 (06/28/08 7:45 PM) |
Maybe TC can ask her ex about it when she writes him in prison.
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Posts: 1473 (06/28/08 7:46 PM) Huge apathy
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i'm not really up for it
Stay strong dude |
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Shag |
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Posts: 5522 (06/28/08 7:54 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Don't use the bathroom for two days before you give it a try; it'll make it really special!
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Agent Alex |
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Posts: 92 (06/28/08 8:04 PM) |
Just try it. Just...don't shit on her! Come back, remain standing, and spill all. |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 3603 (06/28/08 8:10 PM) Registered User |
Actually, you could shit on her. That will certainly teach her to ask you to let her do it again. If you really don't like it, may I suggest you
go "Tubgirl" on her.
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Posts: 720 (06/28/08 8:14 PM) Registered user |
Women who are experimental and adventurous don't deserve to be shit on. I would also be pretty certain that she's up for some ass play herself, if you
haven't already indulged.
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Posts: 145 (06/28/08 8:16 PM) |
why is your wife so intent on getting you to do this? i mean...what would she get out of it? i advise you to try to figure out her motive.
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 2540 (06/28/08 8:17 PM) Registered user |
Oh come on! The woman is trying to do something special for him. That's a good thing. She's certainly not doing it for herself.
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