I started dating this guy a while ago. When we had sex for the first time, he said that condoms strangled him because of his dick size and asked me if I had
any STD's. He said that he didn't have any either and that he had been snipped after his last child was born (he's divorced). Flash forward a month
later when we've been having a lot of unprotected sex, he tells he that he has herpes! He said that he's had it for about 25 years and hasn't had
an outbreak in 3 years and that he can't infect me unless he has an outbreak. I called him a diseased fuck and stormed out of his place. Haven't called
him since.
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My boyfriend just told me he has herpes!
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My boyfriend just told me he has herpes! |
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Posts: 1054 (06/29/08 8:34 PM)
A Danger to Myself & Others
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*insert that simpsons looking kid pointing at you saying "HA HA" pic here*
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redundantly redundant |
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Posts: 12135 (06/29/08 8:35 PM) Come Again? |
He's not in prison, is he?
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Posts: 114 (06/29/08 8:35 PM) |
No, he's just an asshole.
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 squashthebeef |
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Posts: 13796 (06/29/08 8:36 PM) super badass |
You can't get it if he didn't tell you about it. Relax.
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blondemss |
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Posts: 8944 (06/29/08 8:37 PM) Guttersnipe |
did you meet him on craigslist?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 9489 (06/29/08 8:37 PM) |
Best break-up tactic EVER.
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I Have Lived Before |
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Posts: 115 (06/29/08 8:38 PM) |
I didn't meet the fucker on Craigslist. We met through a mutual friend.
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 7447 (06/29/08 8:39 PM) Registered user |
I mean come on now... you can just look at your man and tell he's got a sick dick.
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Shag |
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Posts: 5576 (06/29/08 8:40 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Tell him you're pregnant and make him pay for an "abortion."
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 13797 (06/29/08 8:41 PM) super badass |
Did you ever pop his wienie zits and giggle?
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 3135 (06/29/08 8:41 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Herpes is a bum rap.
At least with gonarrhea or chlamydia or some such, you can hide it from the general populous with clothing, but those bigass sores on your mug tell the story time and time again when you've got the herpes. |
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The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 1601 (06/29/08 8:56 PM) |
Perhaps you could give some relationship counseling to RichFreak.
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Posts: 4669 (06/29/08 8:58 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
Don't you ever listen to that "small print" fast-talk at the end of the herpes medication commercials?
"...it is still possible to transmit the virus even in the absence of symptoms..." Yeah. You're fucked. Congratulations on being a disease-infested whore! Kimbob the Applauding |
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 3542 (06/29/08 8:58 PM) Registered user |
Would you please change the title? It should read:
My boyfriend just told me he has the herpes! |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1660 (06/29/08 8:59 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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a/s/l?
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izad |
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Posts: 4692 (06/29/08 9:01 PM) Registered User |
Blondzilla5150 wrote: |
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Zeep |
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Posts: 8109 (06/29/08 9:01 PM) Psycho |
Whether or not your outlandish stories are true, you are completely pathetic. And, ummm, not bright.
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I Have Lived Before |
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Posts: 116 (06/29/08 9:02 PM) |
Was I a bitch to storm out of his place and call him a disease fuck? Should I ask if he was just trying to break up with me? He called me just one time since
then and left a short voice mail saying that he was sorry.
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Shag |
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Posts: 5580 (06/29/08 9:02 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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But more importantly, how's her syntax?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 9493 (06/29/08 9:04 PM) |
I Have Lived Before wrote: "Hey, it's me. Listen, sorry again about giving you herpes. That kinda sucked, huh? Well, anyway, talk to you soon! Oh, and could I get my Coldplay CD back?" |
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