I have been trying to get my jog/walk on hoping to get in shape for the last month and this morning I was jogging on the side of the road - it's a 4
lane busy street w/ 2 lanes in both directions and the shoulder isn't that big - when I completey wiped out. I stepped on a rock or twig, not sure but my
right ankle/foot completey went to the right and I toppled over scratching my hands and basically destroying my IPod. Anyway, I looked up immediately only to
see a gold minivan quickly pull to the left to avoid running me over.
I quickly got up and moved off to the curb/sidewalk shaking like crazy. Holy FUCK - if that van didn't see me fall, I would have been run over by the
wheels on the right side no doubt. Why I don't just jog/walk on the sidewalk you ask? My left ankle flames up constantly and uneven roads like a sidewalk
are just horrible for it..
but after today, I think I am going to stick w/ them despite the problems w/ my ankle.
All I can say is fuck you Jebus for almost killing me and driver of that gold minivan THANK YOU!
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Posts: 12539 (07/02/08 07:49 AM) Registered user |
Wow....that must have been scary.
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Posts: 313 (07/02/08 07:51 AM) Registered user |
maybe Jebus was driving the gold mini van and de Debil did the pushing
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Posts: 7483 (07/02/08 07:53 AM) Registered Abuser |
Shit - Your poor iPod!
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Posts: 4158 (07/02/08 07:53 AM) Registered user |
you're just as annoying as bike riders who think they own road
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Posts: 14381 (07/02/08 07:55 AM) Monkey tamer |
wtf is a gold minivan worth???
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Posts: 3090 (07/02/08 07:55 AM) Registered user |
Why are you running on such a busy road? That's just asking to get hit.
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Posts: 4353 (07/02/08 07:57 AM) Registered User |
kf59 wrote: I have a generic MP3 player I got before I got my IPOD so I guess it's back to that. The IPOD's screen is completely scratched up and the buttons are not working properly. |
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Posts: 2058 (07/02/08 07:57 AM) |
First Angela in now you. Who will be the next OTer to almost die?
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Posts: 2619 (07/02/08 07:59 AM) |
To Gold Minivan driver: aim better
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Posts: 9622 (07/02/08 08:02 AM) Just ruined this thread |
There was a moment this morning when a bit of pretzel from my Chex Mix Bold Party Blend™ got lodged in my throat. Fortunately for me, I saw some fucking idiot
jogger totally flatten himself on the road like a toddler tripping over his shoestrings and I laughed so fucking hard, it coughed that shit right out. I COULD
HAVE DIED!
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Posts: 2031 (07/02/08 08:05 AM) Registered User |
worstdog wrote: That's what I was thinking. Hmmm.
Ankles hurting due to uneven road>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>certain death at some point.
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Posts: 4358 (07/02/08 08:23 AM) Registered User |
A lot of people walk/jog on the sidewalk on this road b/c it's a long stretch of pretty even ground (not downhill/uphill) and it's busy but it's
also a residential neighborhood so it's not like I was booking it on the highway. In the street though? Mostly the bikers..and apparently me til today.
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Posts: 2620 (07/02/08 08:28 AM) |
You just said the sidewalk was uneven. Which is it?
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Posts: 4360 (07/02/08 09:10 AM) Registered User |
The sidewalk is uneven b/c it has cracks and the surface can go from high to low b/c it's not smooth but the actual street is pretty even meaning no
massive uphill, downhill which many long stretches of road have.
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Posts: 867 (07/02/08 09:12 AM) Registered user |
Nah. You hurt your ankle on purpose so you could start a thread similar to Angela's, didn't you?
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Posts: 4361 (07/02/08 09:24 AM) Registered User |
I didn't read Angela's thread and my ankle is fine...My foot just completey went to the side and I toppled over, splaying out onto the road.
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Posts: 22770 (07/02/08 09:25 AM) Subnicless zombie rice eater |
WHY SHOULD WE CARE
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Posts: 38590 (07/02/08 09:27 AM) |
Some asshole ran a stop sign coming to work this morning and almost t-boned me.
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Posts: 1663 (07/02/08 09:40 AM) Registered User |
Get a Sandisk. They're cheap MP3 players, but I've used mine at the gym and working on the house for 3 years now. I got a 1gb one for like $35. The
only drawback I have with them is they take AAA batteries, but I just got some rechargeable ones.
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Posts: 4369 (07/03/08 08:58 AM) Registered User |
^ Does it have FM radio? I loved my IPOD but the fact that those don't have radio kind of sucked. The crappy generic one I have for now has radio in it
although the reception is shit it seems (I used it this morning in my walk/jog) and I am open to buying something else. I can't afford an IPOD right now
plus I am still pissed it broke just like that.
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