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Posts: 7485 (07/03/08 01:03 PM) Registered Abuser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad An article in the latest Newsday dispels the theory that being a breeder and watching your DNA consume precious non-renewable resources is the highest joy a human can aspire to. Nay, those without children are demonstratively happier than the compatriots toting the diaper bag / playpen / toys / high chair / etc or sacrificing financially for their spawn. Their happiness quotient only returning after the chicks have left the nest. So I only have another 18 years of being a nasty bastage? I'm cool with that.
squashthebeef		#1	[-]
Posts: 13855 (07/03/08 01:05 PM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They are genetic dead-ends. Who cares if they have deluded themselves into thinking they are happy. I don't really trust their answers anyway. Pack of filthy liars the lot of 'em.
Misery Chastain		#2	[-]
Posts: 15 (07/03/08 01:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm been saying this for years. Maybe if I changed my name to Dr. Chastain people would listen to me.
ginaf20697		#3	[-]
Posts: 31383 (07/03/08 01:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The correct equation is happiness=money and kids=no money
squashthebeef		#4	[-]
Posts: 13856 (07/03/08 01:08 PM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Baby Borrowers was funny.
Eurytol		#5	[-]
Posts: 1786 (07/03/08 01:10 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Don't forget about marriage! If you are married and have children? Double-fucked. Think eternally, not 18 years. (Don't mind me, I'm slightly bitter right now). Seriously though, their subjects are happier because they have more time to spend on their taxidermy or finding the perfect sized rock in addition to their cowbell collection.
Anne Boleyn		#6	[-]
Posts: 3614 (07/03/08 01:15 PM) Not the other one Reply Quote More Recent Posts	7 year old daughter > 17 year old daughter at times.
minerva		#7	[-]
Posts: 4377 (07/03/08 01:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Y R U bitter, Eury?
Eurytol		#8	[-]
Posts: 1788 (07/03/08 01:24 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts	HAPPY PLACE. Anyway, they probably polled the same mouth-breathing plebians as they did in the following poll -- (ignorance is bliss): Results are expressed as a percentage of people polled (correct answers are in bold): Do you happen to know the name of the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court? 15 Yes, John Roberts 7 Yes, other name given 77 No/Don't know/Can't name anyone 1 Refused Suppose that a presidential election ends up with a tie in the electoral college. As far as you know, which of the following would determine the outcome of the election…? 24 The U.S. Senate 25 The U.S. House of Representatives 32 Who won the popular vote nationwide 2 A coin flip 17 Don't know Do you happen to know the MINIMUM age required for the office of U.S. President? 44 Age 35 7 Under age 35 19 Over age 35 29 No/Don't know/Not sure 1 Refused As far as you know, what is Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's religion? Is he a Christian, a Muslim, or something else? 61 Christian 13 Muslim 7 Something else 19 Not sure/Refused Do you happen to know the name of the current Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives? 39 Yes, Nancy Pelosi 3 Yes, other name given 58 No/Don't know/Can't name anyone China and India have the largest armies in the world. Which one of the following countries do you think has the THIRD largest army? 29 North Korea 22 Russia 39 United States 1 Australia 9 Don't know Can you name the country where Hugo Chavez is the president? 38 Yes, Venezuela 16 Yes, other country named 46 No/Don't know/Not sure Do you think Saddam Hussein's regime in Iraq was DIRECTLY involved in planning, financing, or carrying out the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2001, or not? Yes 34 No 56 Don't Know 10 About how much of the oil consumed in the United States is imported from other countries? 58 About three-quarters 27 About half 7 About one-quarter 3 Less than one quarter 5 Don't know
Shag		#9	[-]
Posts: 5708 (07/03/08 01:41 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	has the THIRD largest army? 29 North Korea I assume they don't mean height-wise.
Buggles73		#10	[-]
Posts: 26485 (07/03/08 01:49 PM) Kid Hater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad We may adopt one and see how that goes. Anything that keeps the vagine pristine, is what I always say
Yuku Blows Goats		#11	[-]
Posts: 22784 (07/03/08 01:59 PM) Subnicless zombie rice eater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You can do that by fucking her in the ass, buggles
darlingal		#12	[-]
Posts: 9490 (07/03/08 02:13 PM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg
CFmomma		#13	[-]
Posts: 2965 (07/03/08 02:26 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	squashthebeef wrote: They are genetic dead-ends. Who cares if they have deluded themselves into thinking they are happy. I don't really trust their answers anyway. Pack of filthy liars the lot of 'em. Agreeance. I love my kids and watching them consume non-renewable resources = unparalleled joy.
OuijaBroad		#14	[-]
Posts: 5057 (07/03/08 02:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm perfectly happy being a genetic dead-end. And I'm sure there are plenty of other people who are happy my genetics are dead-ending as well.
Screerider		#15	[-]
Posts: 22034 (07/03/08 02:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Immortality comes at a price. :/
darlingal		#16	[-]
Posts: 9491 (07/03/08 02:54 PM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Says the one who downloaded his kids off of Shareaza.
Screerider		#17	[-]
Posts: 22036 (07/03/08 02:59 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That may well be the other Screerider, but my wife did all the downloading on ours. Well, I did tap on the button to get things started, I suppose. Watching the progress bar was never boring, and when they completed, seeing them getting moved out of the cache was awesome.
darlingal		#18	[-]
Posts: 9493 (07/03/08 03:01 PM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	::giggles::
Dr Weems		#19	[-]
Posts: 38644 (07/03/08 03:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can hardly wait until my darling Amykins has 8 children for me. :c D
OuijaBroad		#20	[-]
Posts: 5058 (07/03/08 03:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad I bet Amy would love to have all sorts of babies for you. Which is good because I could see her rolling over on one and smothering it by accident...... leaving one in a hot car......backing over one in the driveway, etc., etc. Good idea to have some spares.

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