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Posts: 3582 (07/05/08 03:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'! Remove this ad My nieces are fighting over kennel space on the Puppy Luv game for the Wii. I've decided that I need to kill some of their puppies to make space for new puppies. It is the circle of cyber life. How do I kill these puppies? If there are multiple ways of killing them, please detail the most traumatic method. One niece has suggested that I not allow anyone to feed the other niece's puppy so that it will starve and die. That takes too long. Thanks!
Voodidit		#1	[-]
Posts: 4610 (07/05/08 03:30 PM) Not what you think Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Get a cyber car and run it over?
Kitten Gloves		#2	[-]
Posts: 9324 (07/05/08 03:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sell them, don't kill them.
Charming Nemesis		#3	[-]
Posts: 3321 (07/05/08 03:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Take the Wii remote and shake it really hard. It will snap the little critter's neck.
Tres Gay		#4	[-]
Posts: 3583 (07/05/08 03:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	How do I sell them? Are you sure I can't kill them? %%#*% >>>>>>> sibling arguments. Maybe I can unite them in hating me.
Eurytol		#5	[-]
Posts: 1807 (07/05/08 03:31 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Take them to Petsmart and have a crate fall on them!
Tres Gay		#6	[-]
Posts: 3585 (07/05/08 03:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm surprised you didn't suggest that I throw them into an EZBake oven. These puppies are Jewish.
omzig		#7	[-]
Posts: 4280 (07/05/08 03:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stop!! or I'll alert WiiETA!
Kitten Gloves		#8	[-]
Posts: 9327 (07/05/08 03:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I know you can sell animals on the zoo games when they make too many babies and you need more room, money for food, whatever. Or you can trade for different species.
Tres Gay		#9	[-]
Posts: 3587 (07/05/08 03:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I want them to DIE DIE DIE and I want my nieces to fear my wrath!
TimmyTAR		#10	[-]
Posts: 432 (07/05/08 03:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'! Remove this ad Just stuff the puppies in a cardboard box and leave them on a street corner. Someone is bound to take them.
Carboys Desire		#11	[-]
Posts: 2577 (07/05/08 03:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Use an axe. Duh.
pretzeldential		#12	[-]
Posts: 2606 (07/05/08 03:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You could port them to Contra 4. Game's tough as shit.
Charming Nemesis		#13	[-]
Posts: 3323 (07/05/08 03:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Traditional method. Burlap sack, rock, twine, the river behind your house.
Tres Gay		#14	[-]
Posts: 3589 (07/05/08 03:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The oldest one's german shepard is not performing well in the ring, I think we have our first volunteer.
CBRetriever		#15	[-]
Posts: 19219 (07/05/08 03:44 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ooo, she does have a river available or wait, the train - have the train run over them
pretzeldential		#16	[-]
Posts: 2607 (07/05/08 03:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can't wait until "Marcus Vicks's Dogfight" is realeased. Each breed has it's own special move.
Tres Gay		#17	[-]
Posts: 3591 (07/05/08 03:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No axes or rivers ... I don't want to damage the Wii, just their fragile little egos.
CBRetriever		#18	[-]
Posts: 19220 (07/05/08 03:46 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	virtual train?
NiceToAnimals		#19	[-]
Posts: 10190 (07/05/08 04:47 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dog food made in China. ywia
Satans Favorite Daughter		#20	[-]
Posts: 63 (07/05/08 04:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'! Remove this ad Why not? You have already killed tons of kittens.

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