she flies in this evening. what should i show her to represent the true spirit of americuh.
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So its my mom's first ever visit to the US
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Posts: 12685 (07/09/08 12:08 PM) Registered user |
TRICK QUESTION!
He's looking for targets. |
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May I suggest that someone notify the FBI ? |
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Posts: 3278 (07/09/08 12:08 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Take her to a big ole honking all you can eat buffet. Like Ryan's.
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Posts: 5157 (07/09/08 12:08 PM) Registered User |
Flush terlets?
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Posts: 210 (07/09/08 12:10 PM) VM17 |
nomii wrote: Does she have a Yuku account yet? |
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Posts: 55619 (07/09/08 12:13 PM) Registered loser |
Is she one of those hot middle eastern chicks or the hairy ugly kind?
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Posts: 4501 (07/09/08 12:15 PM) Registered user |
she's hot for a 53 yr old
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Posts: 4631 (07/09/08 12:15 PM) Not what you think |
Are you going to tell her you're gay while she's here?
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Posts: 55620 (07/09/08 12:16 PM) Registered loser |
She ever been nailed by an infidel?
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Posts: 3152 (07/09/08 12:21 PM) Registered user |
Drive around in some different neighborhoods - she might like to see the variety of homes in various economic levels. And the usual touristy stuff in your
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Us old people don't do well when you make us walk too much. Drive or ride as much as possible. |
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Posts: 4502 (07/09/08 12:24 PM) Registered user |
Voodidit wrote: she'll be meeting me, and my gay friends too i'm sure - but given that "gay" isn't a concept in her culture, i'm pretty sure she
won't get it.
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Ride the Ducks. Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe. Underground Tour.
You have to do it Nomiii...And how long will she be here? July 18-20 is Bite of Seattle |
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merkyl wrote: you volunteering?
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Show her the bomb shelters...
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Posts: 55622 (07/09/08 12:25 PM) Registered loser |
I'm all for international relations, as long as she don't gotta mustache.
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Can I pencil her in for after Merkyl's mom?
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Posts: 26528 (07/09/08 12:28 PM) Registered user |
but given that "gay" isn't a concept in her culture, i'm pretty sure she won't get it. Perhaps some pictures will help? Is this lack of concept the reason Iran's president says there are no gay pipples in his country? |
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Posts: 5183 (07/09/08 12:30 PM) Registered user |
DID YOU HIDE YOUR BOX OF COCKS?
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Posts: 6871 (07/09/08 12:31 PM) Registered user |
have her scream DEATH TO AMERICA and see where you get
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Posts: 31455 (07/09/08 12:31 PM) Registered user |
SirPaulMuaddib wrote: Does "in his ass" count? |
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