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nomii |
So its my mom's first ever visit to the US |
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she flies in this evening. what should i show her to represent the true spirit of americuh.
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ilikelissie |
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TRICK QUESTION!
He's looking for targets. |
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U91731 |
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May I suggest that someone notify the FBI ? |
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SmrtAss |
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Take her to a big ole honking all you can eat buffet. Like Ryan's.
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goner1 |
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Flush terlets?
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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nomii wrote: Does she have a Yuku account yet? |
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merkyl |
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Is she one of those hot middle eastern chicks or the hairy ugly kind?
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nomii |
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she's hot for a 53 yr old
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Voodidit |
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Are you going to tell her you're gay while she's here?
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merkyl |
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She ever been nailed by an infidel?
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worstdog |
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Drive around in some different neighborhoods - she might like to see the variety of homes in various economic levels. And the usual touristy stuff in your
area.
Us old people don't do well when you make us walk too much. Drive or ride as much as possible. |
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nomii |
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Voodidit wrote: she'll be meeting me, and my gay friends too i'm sure - but given that "gay" isn't a concept in her culture, i'm pretty sure she
won't get it.
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Seahawketti |
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Ride the Ducks. Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe. Underground Tour.
You have to do it Nomiii...And how long will she be here? July 18-20 is Bite of Seattle |
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redundantly redundant |
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merkyl wrote: you volunteering?
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B DeBrun |
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Show her the bomb shelters...
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merkyl |
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I'm all for international relations, as long as she don't gotta mustache.
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Sloansalad |
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Can I pencil her in for after Merkyl's mom?
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TobaccoRhoda |
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but given that "gay" isn't a concept in her culture, i'm pretty sure she won't get it. Perhaps some pictures will help? Is this lack of concept the reason Iran's president says there are no gay pipples in his country? |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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DID YOU HIDE YOUR BOX OF COCKS?
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bassoon291 |
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have her scream DEATH TO AMERICA and see where you get
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ginaf20697 |
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SirPaulMuaddib wrote: Does "in his ass" count? |
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