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OK, I think I got it now!

Reasons why people like xabana:

- He gives out free drinks so people who aren't into buttfuckery will socialize with him
- He's uninteresting, but everyone else is too, thus he blends in
- His posts are neutral so he blends in... unless you talk about law and that's when he becomes bitchy and irrationally incoherent
- He's good people because everyone else here is good people and I love EVERYONE!
- He's a little bit better than UC
- Has a prettier penis than I do
- Thought he was a chick
- Has a nice avatar
- Very kind-hearted and generous
- Very kind-hearted and generous
- Very kind-hearted and generous
- Very kin... /Condo-batsignal
- One of the many who hates merkyl
- Posts pictures of his chihuahua (note to Roma: the actual dog, not referencing his scabby, pretty penis here)
- fucks cats

Is he responsible for the waterbugtrappedinMP'svacuum [sic] nic? That was pretty amazing and would help to negate the "kind-hearted, generous" label that he has somehow acclaimed for himself.

And I loathe NAA with the red-hot passion of 14,000 rentboys liquored up on cheap, boxed wine.

eta: if he helped you find your way to this board, then fuck 'im.

Old Navy sales don't just happen every Saturday!!!1

Oh wait.

Moving on... Still waiting to hear a decent reason as to why xabana doesn't suck anymore. I was about to like him until Roma took over his defense and started talking about his scabby penis. Ick. (Are there xabana penis pictures? Coz that would be funny if there were and he was making fun of people for having phone sex).

Heh, I didn't get to see those. Did he post those on a Friday? And in the shirtless pictures does he do "Blue Steel"?

P A S S I O N A T E!