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Posts: 2290 (08/19/08 2:37 PM) Registered user |
RomCen wrote: he said memaw told him not to be crawling in bed with any pretty girls. that was his answer. he's said it several times. he said it, most notably,
the day he posed this rhetorical question to himself? 'would i like to have sex with these pretty girls? YES!!! but don't worry joanne! it's
just foreplay!!'
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Posts: 15646 (08/19/08 2:38 PM) Registered User |
Not ZachtheOgre wrote: I gotcha, so squeezing Cumdumpster tits or saying he can imagine Keesha masterbating is only foreplay? Poor Joanne. Jerry obviously has no idea what foreplay is so I doubt she ever gets any. |
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Posts: 15647 (08/19/08 2:40 PM) Registered User |
he said memaw told him not to be crawling in bed with any pretty girls. that was his answer. he's said it several times. he said it, most notably, the day he posed this rhetorical question to himself? 'would i like to have sex with these pretty girls? YES!!! but don't worry joanne! it's just foreplay!!'I hope Joanne meets him at the door with a sawed off double-barrelled shotgun. It'd be harder for her to miss him with that, even with the shakes. |
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Not ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 233 (08/19/08 2:41 PM) |
he said he was married once before but he never told his kids. thats a good thing
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15649 (08/19/08 2:44 PM) Registered User |
He paid a Korean whore 20$. Back in the fifties that was probably worth more like 50$. So that's a good thing? Not sure.
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Not ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 234 (08/19/08 2:49 PM) |
i think he said it was 2 dollars an hour, but you got the hooker for the whole week if you paid 20. so he went all out.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15651 (08/19/08 2:52 PM) Registered User |
Not ZachtheOgre wrote: I feel so sorry for that whore. She's probably still traumatized by that week and that's not a good thing. 20$ whore love! |
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Posts: 235 (08/19/08 2:56 PM) |
he said he wants to stay on slop next week according to Michelle. that's a good thing.
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 3301 (08/19/08 3:02 PM) Registered user |
i think we ran out of positives so,
Fuck you Jerry, FOAD. |
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Not ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 238 (08/19/08 3:11 PM) |
i sincerely hope that Jerry dies on a live show.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15656 (08/19/08 3:28 PM) Registered User |
Why wait until the live show. Can't he just die now?
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Not ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 241 (08/19/08 3:29 PM) |
less people will see his timely end and the feeds would be cut for hours
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Posts: 3304 (08/19/08 3:30 PM) Registered user |
if he died on the live show it would be maximum drama.
but i will take it any way it comes. |
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15663 (08/19/08 4:01 PM) Registered User |
Hmm...you both make good points, so I will try to be patient and hope for him to die on the live show.
Julie Chen: But first, Jerry has just died. So tonight we will have a special eviction. Renny, you must nominate someone to take dead Jerry's place. |
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Posts: 8841 (08/19/08 4:07 PM) Registered User |
Jerry's death on the live show would make Chenbot have a nuclear meltdown. I want it to happen then.
Chenbot: Jerry, you must reveal your answer now! Michelle: The old fuckah ain't movin! Renny: MARY! ST. JOSEPH!! He's DEAD! Chenbot: *screws pop out of her head, skull flap opens to reveal circuitry* PLEASE STAND BY - beeeeep |
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15665 (08/19/08 4:10 PM) Registered User |
So what's the best way for Jerry to bite it? Heart attack? Stroke? Erectile dysfunction?
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Posts: 8842 (08/19/08 4:12 PM) Registered User |
Heart attack due to Dan winning HOH
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15667 (08/19/08 4:15 PM) Registered User |
The Bostonian Godfather wrote: Ooo, could one. It could be like Clue. Dan...in the HOH...with the POV...killed Jerry. |
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Posts: 242 (08/19/08 4:40 PM) |
i dont see Jerry on my feeds. he must be masturbating.
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Posts: 10098 (08/19/08 4:42 PM) Not a team player
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For that comment alone, NotZach, you should die. Sry.
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