LaurenTheLush wrote:
Three Cheese Hamburger Helper.
How YOU doin?
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Hamdingers |
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LaurenTheLush wrote: How YOU doin? |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Lauren knows just the right things to say.
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LaurenTheLush |
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Thank genetics.
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harshaw66 |
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If I could taste my own labia, I would like never leave the house! OMFG did you even get that?!
Never leave the house, ROFLMAO!!!! |
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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One of the things I miss about being single is the experience of getting to know a variety of pussies. I can't say that I found one to be prettier than
another, or tastier, but it was always fun finding out how a woman liked to be touched and licked between her legs. It varied greatly, some jumped at the
softest touch of thier clit, others could really take a lot of rubbing and sucking. They also reacted differently to the way they were fingered, although the
variation in reactions wasn't as wide.
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Magdalyn |
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TRAIL MIX
ps - I do not support this thread. I just thought trail mix was funny. |
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hwamf |
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Slug trail mix?
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thriving sobi |
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A guy hires a cheap prostitue and starts to eat her pussy.
All of the sudden, he finds a bit of carrot in his mouth. Not wanting to make a big deal about it, he quickly wipes it from his mouth and continues. Then he finds a piece of corn .... and again he quickly wipes it from his mouth and continues. Then a little later, a piece of beef. but this time, he's had it and says to the whore ... "What's the deal? Are you sick?" She replies ... "No. But the guy before you was." |
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Angela in WI |
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Lloyd I think you just made me hot.
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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Lloyd I think you just made me hot.Thanks Angela, You've gotten me excited, just thinking of you getting hot over what I posted. |
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SmrtAss |
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Y'all are making the Baby Jebus cry, you know.
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thriving sobi |
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Why would Baby Jebus cry? Is it because the Virgin Mary has a flavorless Labia?
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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I always dreamed of munching on the sweaty vags of the Williams sisters right after they come off a tennis match.
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Charming Nemesis |
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This thread is officially more upsetting than Beep's squirrel thread.
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ColbyRulesAll |
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Everything was okay until Sobi dropped that joke a few posts ago.
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Citizen Postal |
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Lloyd, you didn't find some more asthetically pleasing than others? Interesting.
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GETYOURPEANUTS |
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Mine tastes like purple
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Angela in WI |
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So Lloyd tell me more...I just ordered a rotating rabbit vibrator from adamandeve.com and maybe I will use you as my fantasy when it comes.
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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When you use your vibrator imagine that I am using it on you, Angela. Your legs are spread wide open, and you are holding onto the bedpost with your hands. I
slide the vibe inside of you, and you feel the shaft spinning. I gently press the rabbit ears against your clit while I stare into your eyes and smile. The
muscles in your ass tighten and loosen as I vary the pressure of the ears against your clit. I can tell you are already close to cumming, so I remind you that
you aren't allowed to cum without permission. You grunt your acknowledgment but continue to squirm. You beg for permission, but I refuse. I want to push
you to a greater climax than you have ever acheived before, even if it causes you great discomfort.
Finally it's time. I give you permission to cum, and demand that you thank me. "Thank you for letting me cum!" you repeat over and over. Every time you thank me you cum again, and the orgasms keep repeating, over and over, until your mind goes blank and you nearly pass out. |
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IndifferentCow |
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Oh dear.
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