In this thread, you are to rant and rave about the houseguest that you hate - BUT, you must talk about them as if you like them (sarcastically of course).
Like this:
Holy crap! The mastermind of the house has been revealed, and it is JERRY! Never before have I seen such strategy as when he and Brian confirmed that they will make very obvious gestures in front of everyone whenever they feel the need to talk. Surely no one will see them doing this and wonder what is going on!
By looking at his life, and his triumphant decision to drop out of school in the 10th grade, we see that he never gives up!!!
And how brave is he: leaving his wife of over 50 years to battle Parkinson's Disease while he's in the house squeezing April's boobies? Kudos to you, my friend! By making an alliance with Brian, even though Brian already has an alliance with Ollie and Dan - you just solidified your place in the house.
Kudos to you, old man. Kudos!!!
Like this:
Holy crap! The mastermind of the house has been revealed, and it is JERRY! Never before have I seen such strategy as when he and Brian confirmed that they will make very obvious gestures in front of everyone whenever they feel the need to talk. Surely no one will see them doing this and wonder what is going on!
By looking at his life, and his triumphant decision to drop out of school in the 10th grade, we see that he never gives up!!!
And how brave is he: leaving his wife of over 50 years to battle Parkinson's Disease while he's in the house squeezing April's boobies? Kudos to you, my friend! By making an alliance with Brian, even though Brian already has an alliance with Ollie and Dan - you just solidified your place in the house.
Kudos to you, old man. Kudos!!!
