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agentpf1101	which chick from each season would you bang?	Lead	[-]
Posts: 166 (07/14/08 02:01 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad In a bid to maintain the balance in terms of all the gay stuff that goes on here (not that theres anything wrong with that) Id like to express my interest in banging the following women: Borneo :Colleen Outback:Tina (thats right) Africa:Kelly Marquesas: didnt get that season in my country Thailand:Shi-ann? probably Amazon:Heidi Pearl Islands: Darrah All stars: Amber Vanuatu: Eliza Palau: Jennifer Guatamala: Brooke Panama:Misty Cook Islands: Sundra Fiji: Jessica (first one out) China: Ashley massaro Fans vs Favourites : Natalie Ok bye
SuperJude		#1	[-]
Posts: 11271 (07/14/08 03:53 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Borneo - Stacey Stillman, because somebody had to answer her Outback - Kimmy, because it wouldn't be my first tango with an obnoxious vegan wanna-be hippie. Just hope she washes pre-fuck. Africa - Lindsey because crazy bitches do make for some good sex Marquesas - Zoe, because I can honestly say afterwards "I would never have predicted this!" Thailand - Penny. 2 words - Hate Fuck Amazon - Jenna Morasca, see above. Plus it would be amusing to get head and think to myself "yes, I really DID shut you up!" Pearl Islands - Darrah, because I always wondered what it would be like to fuck a blow up doll and this would be perfect practice All Stars - Amber, simply so I could post here about how I fucked Robfather's bitch Vanuatu - Ami. I can't lie. It would be Ami. If not Ami Eliza but she may have lost out on this great opportunity. Sad times indeed. Palau - Janu. You just KNOW she'd do ANYTHING. I mean anything. Want frozen cherries sucked out of your anus, she'd do it. What's not to like? Guatemala - All joking aside, Brooke, babe, you fucking PWN Panama - None of them appealed to me. Courtney I guess because it would be fun to Donkey Punch her I'd imagine Cook Islands - Becky. I wouldn't have to tell the bitch to STFU, at least there's always that. CC would be my real answer. Fiji - Michelle. Screwing her would be like getting all your inoculations at once, if indeed you didn't come down with something that burns and drips. China - Courtney. You think somebody that bitchy would allow themselves to suck in bed? Fo reals? Micronesia - Amanda, because I wouldn't scumbag her like Ozzy and this could get me one step closer to my dream SJ + AssfaceKillah hookup! -SJ™
MidnightPrince69		#2	[-]
Posts: 22274 (07/14/08 04:37 AM) MadStudNYC Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ryan Opray. He could have appeared in every season, as far as I'm concerned. Oh, and Tijuana Bradley. She's hot. Thanks!
SuperJude		#3	[-]
Posts: 11273 (07/14/08 04:51 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well, last I heard, Ryno was still not a chick and in fact married one! If however this was a brilliant baby Pelican pun, I am truly in awe. -SJ™
Apprentice Talker		#4	[-]
Posts: 5566 (07/14/08 05:13 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Lindsey from Africa. She removed a "tick" in her buttocks.
TroubleInTampa		#5	[-]
Posts: 3712 (07/14/08 05:16 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Would Aras count as a chick?
SuperJude		#6	[-]
Posts: 11275 (07/14/08 05:27 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	TroubleInTampa wrote: Would Aras count as a chick? "We're all a part of the same whole, each a tiny bit of essence that equals the totality of the Universe". I consulted my Aras Magic 8-Ball, I swear this is what it told me. -SJ™
jgabler		#7	[-]
Posts: 3251 (07/14/08 05:36 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Borneo: Colleen - it really was slim pickings in season 1. Outback: Elisabeth - before she became a Nazi. Africa: Lindsey - something about her just screams 'sex'. I bet she takes it up the arse. Marquesas: Sarah - ditto. Thailand: Tanya - THE most attractive Survivor contestant EVER. Amazon: Shawna - I would've picked Heidi cos she's prettier, but I'd get a soft-on as soon as I saw those ridiculous tits of hers. Pearl Islands: Michelle - not a great season for totty, and it was a close one between her and Tijuana. All Stars: Amber - the best of an exceptionally bad bunch. Vanuatu: Dolly - it was a close thing between her and Eliza, but Dolly is prettier. Eliza had far nicer tits. Palau: Jennifer - no-one else in that season came close. Guatamala: Cindy - Danni didn't get my vote due to her fake tits, plus I liked Cindy's accent. Panama: Sally - just shades Misty cos she's a blonde. Cook Islands: Candice - not really much else worth considering really. Sundra wasn't too bad I guess. Fiji: Jessica - a real shame she got booted so early, cos she rivals Tanya in her attractiveness. China: Amanda - Courtney was prettier, but way too damn skinny. Ashley is out of contention for the same reasons Danni and Heidi lost out. Fans vs Favourites: Mary - very attractive and great, (real) tits to boot. Gabon: Jacquie - again fairly slim pickings, but she reminded me a bit of Kirsten Dunst, so that's why she gets my vote. Last Edited By: jgabler 12/27/08 02:12 PM. Edited 1 times.
Mister Plum		#8	[-]
Posts: 2990 (07/14/08 05:37 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Gloria from Micronesia. That was a joke. Is it funny?
jgabler		#9	[-]
Posts: 3252 (07/14/08 05:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Good thread by the way!
SuperJude		#10	[-]
Posts: 11277 (07/14/08 05:53 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad Mister Plum wrote: Gloria from Micronesia. That was a joke. Is it funny? I swear, I could write this into a horror flick and it would be positively fucking frightening. Me: "Dude, get the shotgun, the zombies are coming. DUDE HURRY!" Plum: "Gloria from Micronesia. That was a joke. Is it funny?" Me: "Plumb, WTF, we need to get the shotgun, kill them zombies and get the fuck outta here!" Plum: "Gloria from Micronesia. That was a joke. Is it funny?" Me: "Plum? Uh...dude...you don't look so good..." Plum: "Gloria from Micronesia. That was a joke. Is it funny? Gloria from Micronesia. That was a joke. Is it funny? Gloria from Micronesia. That was a joke. Is it funny?" backing away Me: "Plum? PLUM! CMON MAN GET IT TOGETHER WE NEED TO GO NOW!!!" Plum: "Gloria from Micronesia. That was a joke. Is it funny?" Faced with the choice of heading outside and facing the undead or facing the even scarier breakdown going on in front of me, I make a frantic dash out front, manage to get into the car. They keys are in my pocket, I fumble with them, drop them, SHIT, zombies coming...get the keys, get into the car, into the ignition, start the car, get the fuck OUT! ONE HOUR LATER As I'm cruising along, sad that I had to leave my homie behind, I look in the rearview mirror and see Plum sitting there in the backseat with a blank look in his eyes. Plum: "Gloria from Micronesia. That was a joke. Is it funny?" I scream. ~END~ -SJ™ Last Edited By: SuperJude 07/14/08 06:35 AM. Edited 1 times.
Mister Plum		#11	[-]
Posts: 2991 (07/14/08 06:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts
Dictatorship		#12	[-]
Posts: 2676 (07/14/08 07:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/1216
Mister Plum		#13	[-]
Posts: 2993 (07/14/08 07:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	http://www.survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/35607
fsmdud		#14	[-]
Posts: 1676 (07/14/08 07:21 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sue Hawk Debb Linda Zoe Ghandia Christy Lill Sue Hawk (again) Scunt Cud Lee Wanda Amy Melinda Jenny Mellisa Denise Cirie
JVJrule		#15	[-]
Posts: 1781 (07/14/08 08:10 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Colleen Amber Lindsey Tammy Stephanie Shawna Michelle Amber (twice) Leann Jenn Brooke Misty Parvati Jessica Jamie Parvati (twice)
TroubleInTampa		#16	[-]
Posts: 3713 (07/14/08 09:31 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SuperJude wrote: TroubleInTampa wrote: Would Aras count as a chick? "We're all a part of the same whole, each a tiny bit of essence that equals the totality of the Universe". I consulted my Aras Magic 8-Ball, I swear this is what it told me. -SJ™ Good, I'm going with Aras and only Aras.
TW4Life		#17	[-]
Posts: 385 (07/14/08 12:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Colleen Jerri Kim Powers Sarah Tanya Jenna Michelle Amber Julie Stephenie Brooke Sally Parvati Jessica Amanda Ami
it is a mystery		#18	[-]
Posts: 38 (07/14/08 01:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	fsmdud wrote: Sue Hawk Debb Linda Zoe Ghandia Christy Lill Sue Hawk (again) Scunt Cud Lee Wanda Amy Melinda Jenny Mellisa Denise Cirie Damn, beat me to it!
jandre62		#19	[-]
Posts: 106 (07/14/08 01:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	1. Colleen 2. Alicia 3. Kim P./Kelley 4. Sarah 5. Tanya 6. Shawna 7. Tijuana 8. Jenna M./Jerri 9. Julie/Dolly 10. Ashlee 11. Brianna 12. Misty 13. Cecilia 14. Michelle/Jessica 15. Jaime 16. Alexis
WiscBadger95		#20	[-]
Posts: 11603 (07/14/08 02:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad jgabler wrote: Outback: Elisabeth - before she became a Nazi. Lissie was always a Nazi.

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