Why the fuck would I ever talk like that??
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Why do people talk to their dogs like such weirdos |
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Each member of my family, at random times, passes by Baxi and says "HE A GOOD BOY HE IS!". His big fat tail goes thump thump thump
on the floor.
Why the fuck would I ever talk like that?? |
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merkyl |
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It's not what you say, it's the tone you say it in. Same thing with chicks.
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TC |
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It does not matter how one says HE A GOOD BOY HE IS!. You sound like a retard no matter WHAT tone or accent you use. Try it.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Most people talk tarded to their pets.
My little rooney doon doon pumpkerkins (oh yes he is) loves it. |
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Shag |
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It's about tone, merk is (rarely) right. You could say, "HE SUCH A LIL FUCK IM GONNA POISON YER DOGGYCHOW!" and he'd be just
as happy.
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RoMa |
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Sofa King We Todd It
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ilikelissie |
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I saw some news segment once where this weirdo dude was feeding his chickens and saying "COME GET YOUR NUM NUMS.....MMM THEYS GOOD NUM NUMS HUH?"
I think he was in the midst of getting a mail order bride or something. |
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Dr Weems |
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GOSH TC....that's a real puzzler.
GREAT THREAD! >:c ( |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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"COME GET YOUR NUM NUMS.....MMM THEYS GOOD NUM NUMS HUH?" |
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merkyl |
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Shag wrote: FAWNING OVER, BITCH!!
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Loki |
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I call Lola, Lolly and everything I say pretty much goes like this " oh da lolly want to eat da lolly food? da lolly wanna go for a wide in da lolly
truck? want mommy to throw da lolly ball? yes you do!'
unless I'm screaming, 'Lola leave those babies alone you are going to squish one of their organs!!!!' |
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Hamdingers |
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We do this to Hank all the time. "You're a fucking asshole. Yes, you are! You're a cranky little bastard! I'm going to throw you in the river!
Yes, I am!" He smiles and makes me scratch his head.
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Shag |
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It was a compliment, I implied that you were right once in a great while!
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merkyl |
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Oh, well that's different. Your gunt is looking particularly lovely today.
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Hamdingers |
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RECOMMENCE FAWNING.
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Dr Weems |
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Siouxzie-booboos is such a purty girl....isn't yous?
Note: Just because a thread was created by TC does not make it a GOOD thread. |
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TC |
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but it does mean it has the potential to be JACKED into a good thread. You're a little slow, aren't you?
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Loki |
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aww, did Tee make a good thread? yes she did! yes she did!
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TC |
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See that Tee needs to be expanded upon.
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Loki |
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I know!! I couldn't decide whether to go with TEECEE which is obvious or TEEPEE which is meh for a laugh.
that's twice today you got me. |
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Dr Weems |
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TC wrote: BAD TEETEE! BAD GIRL! YOU DON'T DO THAT! YOU GET YOUR BUTT INTO BB AND YOU STAY THERE.
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