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Posts: 14729 (07/14/08 08:35 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Forum Love Remove this ad July14/08 Dear Diary, Today I am going to wear my super cute new sweater and I just know (hope hope hope) merkyl <3 will finally talk to me (fingers Xed wish me luck)! I hope TC(bitch bitch bitch) doesn't make me stand outside the bathroom door A G A I N while she goes for a smoke with ILL and that stupid Hamdingler( h84life). I can survive on rice cakes for lunch I can survive on rice cakes for lunch I can survive on rice cakes for lunch
Hamdingers		#1	[-]
Posts: 10272 (07/14/08 08:37 AM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well, that was just mean.
TC		#2	[-]
Posts: 286 (07/14/08 08:37 AM) Demanding little princess Reply Quote More Recent Posts	July14/08 Dear Dairy, Today I am going to wear my super cute new teet hugging sweater and I just know (moo moo moo) merkyl <3 will finally moo to me (hooves Xed wish me luck)! I hope TC(bitch bitch bitch) doesn't make me stand outside the pasture gatge A G A I N while she goes for a branding with ILL and that stupid Hamdingler( h84life). I can survive on hay for lunch I can survive on hay for lunch I can survive on hay for lunch
merkyl		#3	[-]
Posts: 55924 (07/14/08 08:39 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I see what you did there. meh
GregBuisIsADick		#4	[-]
Posts: 6114 (07/14/08 08:41 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	July14/08 Dear Diary, I'm a super hairy slutty Lebanese skank. Today I'm going to try and figure out how to get even more mens into my over-used cooter. I could probably just cut'n'paste this entry for the next 40 years...or until my terrorists masters order me to suicide bomb something. P.S. Monkeys are kewt!
TC		#5	[-]
Posts: 288 (07/14/08 08:42 AM) Demanding little princess Reply Quote More Recent Posts	wow
Dr Weems		#6	[-]
Posts: 38891 (07/14/08 08:45 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And so the repurcussions of a desperate attention monger begin.
Loki		#7	[-]
Posts: 14733 (07/14/08 08:52 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jees, that's more of a Sirhan Sirhan type diary than a 16 year old girl's.
TC		#8	[-]
Posts: 291 (07/14/08 08:57 AM) Demanding little princess Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think Sirhan-squared was allergic to monkeys.
Dr Weems		#9	[-]
Posts: 38893 (07/14/08 09:00 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sirhan really is sorry you know. He was having a tough time with his job during that period. Who wouldn't freak out?
Loki		#10	[-]
Posts: 14734 (07/14/08 09:02 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Forum Love Remove this ad I hate monkeys kill the monkeys stop the monkey voices I hate monkeys kill the monkeys stop the monkey voices I hate monkeys kill the monkeys stop the monkey voices I hate monkeys kill the monkeys stop the monkey voices I hate monkeys kill the monkeys stop the monkey voices KILL KENNEDY I hate monkeys kill the monkeys stop the monkey voices I hate monkeys kill the monkeys stop the monkey voices ------------------I hate monkeys kill the monkeys stop the monkey voices----------------
darlingal		#11	[-]
Posts: 9514 (07/14/08 09:04 AM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Those are just Loki voices, not monkey voices.
Hamdingers		#12	[-]
Posts: 10277 (07/14/08 09:05 AM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Is there really any difference?
TC		#13	[-]
Posts: 294 (07/14/08 09:07 AM) Demanding little princess Reply Quote More Recent Posts	read loki's post like you are talking to baxi.
darlingal		#14	[-]
Posts: 9516 (07/14/08 09:08 AM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Monkeys fling their poo. I've never seen Loki fling poo. Although there is always a first time.
darlingal		#15	[-]
Posts: 9517 (07/14/08 09:10 AM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	FOX NEWS ALERT High speed chase. Red car weaving everywhere in LA. Pray for more.
Loki		#16	[-]
Posts: 14736 (07/14/08 09:36 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	my post would have been funnier if I snuck in a KILL TC instead of a KILL KENNEDY. 3 times today i've dropped the ball. That's it, the guff is empty.
TC		#17	[-]
Posts: 296 (07/14/08 09:47 AM) Demanding little princess Reply Quote More Recent Posts	what's a gruff?
Loki		#18	[-]
Posts: 14737 (07/14/08 10:03 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	[WITTY REPLY PLACEHOLDER]
hwamf		#19	[-]
Posts: 2404 (07/14/08 10:07 AM) FAQ bitcher Reply Quote More Recent Posts	[Placeholder for shitting on witty reply]
Angela in WI		#20	[-]
Posts: 24122 (07/14/08 10:08 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Forum Love Remove this ad dives in the lake to save witty placeholder

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