I'm Vince from Shamwow. Let me show you how to use this towel!
It's like, shut up Vince, everyone can tell that soda disappeared from under that mat when the camera cut away.
Shamwow. More like WOW I CANT BELIEVE I SPENT 20 DOLLARS ON THIS SHAM! (get it?)
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By the way, I have this towl. I use it on my car. It's not that impressive.
Also, did you realize that Kathy Griffin's whole schtick is like this?
"Like what the fuck is up with Brittney? Amirite?"
And then the audience laughs because they're all gay.
"It's like, put some panties on, girllll, amirite?"
And then the audience all laughs because they're still all gay.










