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Would you chew gum another guy had in his pocket? |
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Posts: 12797 (07/15/08 5:51 AM) Registered user |
The package is all wrinkly and it looks like kind of like it was in the FRONT pocket.
The wrappers are intact and everything, but the gum is still slightly warm I say no, but I am sure most of you weirdos will say yes. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9045 (07/15/08 5:53 AM) this won't end well.
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you of all people should know not to accept candy from merk.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 12798 (07/15/08 5:55 AM) Registered user |
All I accept from Merk is his admiration.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9046 (07/15/08 5:58 AM) this won't end well.
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I would have thought visa and mastercard too.
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imama |
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Posts: 3739 (07/15/08 6:02 AM) Registered User |
would you chew gum that a girl had in her pocket?
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 12800 (07/15/08 6:07 AM) Registered user |
Hell yes.
Unless it was Terri Schiavo. No air ever moved through that pocket. |
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imama |
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Posts: 3741 (07/15/08 6:10 AM) Registered User |
so it's the warming device that you have the problem with, not the gum.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 12802 (07/15/08 6:14 AM) Registered user |
Well yeah........what guy wants to chew gum that was recently less than an inch away from a ball sack?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10324 (07/15/08 6:15 AM) |
Um...did you solicit this gum? Or are guys routinely offering you wrinkled up gum.
Personally, I'm not allowed to chew gum. |
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imama |
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Posts: 3743 (07/15/08 6:17 AM) Registered User |
mom won't let you?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10325 (07/15/08 6:18 AM) |
I chewed so much fucking nicotine gum when I quit smoking the first time, I actually gave myself headaches.
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worstdog |
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Posts: 3199 (07/15/08 6:33 AM) Registered user |
Don't do it Ill...those wrappers aren't totally sealed. I'm pretty sure a small hair could work its way into the wrapper.
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Loki |
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Posts: 14743 (07/15/08 6:37 AM) Monkey tamer |
to each his own gum, I say.
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needsmorecowbell |
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Posts: 1980 (07/15/08 6:46 AM) Registered User |
Hmmm, gum from a ball sack or gum from a yeast pocket? Decisions....
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merkyl |
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Posts: 55943 (07/15/08 6:50 AM) Registered loser |
Did he actually offer the gum to you or did you reach around to his front pocket and take it out?
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 12804 (07/15/08 7:00 AM) Registered user |
It was proffered and I respectfully declined.
Now if nerd girl had pulled it out of her magical WoW pants I would have shoved it right in my face. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 55944 (07/15/08 7:01 AM) Registered loser |
It's way to early in the morning to talk about Eury.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10326 (07/15/08 7:02 AM) |
Last girl I knew who had 'Magical Wow Pants' wanted $200 to give me the tour.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 55945 (07/15/08 7:04 AM) Registered loser |
Did you gum in her face?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10328 (07/15/08 7:06 AM) |
Nah, I went with the $50 'Mystical Hands of Luxury' package.
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RoMa |
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Posts: 35945 (07/15/08 7:08 AM) |
The same blood that warms his ball sack runs through his hands. Oh and at least the gum is in his pocket and it didnt actually 'touch' anything, just
remember most men don't wash after shaking their penis off from peeing!
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