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Posts: 12226 (07/18/08 06:06 AM) Come Again? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ads the most. Right! Remove this ad Got a wife and kids in baltimore jack I went out for a ride and I never went back Like a river that dont know where its flowing I took a wrong turn and I just kept going Got a call from my employee this morning - her husband went out for a haircut last night around 8 p.m. and never made it home. What should I tell her?
ilikelissie		#1	[-]
Posts: 12919 (07/18/08 06:08 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's dead. I mean, he's probably not dead....he's probably gay and ran off with some dude. It will be easier for her to just believe he's dead and get on with her life.
El Bingo Gringo		#2	[-]
Posts: 1147 (07/18/08 06:10 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	D'ya know what Richard Gere and Bruce have in common?
r		#3	[-]
Posts: 3762 (07/18/08 06:11 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Got a call from my employee this morning - her husband went out for a haircut last night around 8 p.m. and never made it home. What should I tell her? Hugh is right. The barbershop would have been closed by 6:30p. So that just leaves the salon...
Alien Hatchling		#4	[-]
Posts: 777 (07/18/08 06:16 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Tell her if she misses any time at work she'll be fired!
Trixie Delight		#5	[-]
Posts: 25009 (07/18/08 06:16 AM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So haircut has replaced cigarettes? The things you learn here.
Shag		#6	[-]
Posts: 6490 (07/18/08 06:20 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And that didn't trip off her chick radar, that he was going for a haircut at night? Did she call the police, just to make sure he didn't crash his car somewhere?
r		#7	[-]
Posts: 3764 (07/18/08 06:22 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shag wrote: And that didn't trip off her chick radar, that he was going for a haircut at night? Did she call the police, just to make sure he didn't crash his car somewhere? No but she did write it down so she would remember to use it as an excuse when she called-in to work.
ilikelissie		#8	[-]
Posts: 12921 (07/18/08 06:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I heard they found his wallet by the side of the river and his wedding ring in a woman's vagina. Mysterious.
redundantly redundant		#9	[-]
Posts: 12227 (07/18/08 06:30 AM) Come Again? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shag wrote: And that didn't trip off her chick radar, that he was going for a haircut at night? Did she call the police, just to make sure he didn't crash his car somewhere? No kidding - she apparently was with her kid at the mall, got home and the other kid told her that daddy had gone for a "haircut." Poor chick. She's pretty upset.
Loki		#10	[-]
Posts: 14827 (07/18/08 06:31 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ads the most. Right! Remove this ad oooh I bet his girlfriend doesn't even know he has kids!
Shag		#11	[-]
Posts: 6493 (07/18/08 06:32 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's amazing, the double lives that people can lead and find some way to justify it.
redundantly redundant		#12	[-]
Posts: 12228 (07/18/08 06:42 AM) Come Again? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Isn't it? It's weird - they always seemed so happy. I wonder if I should tell her to call the police or just butt out.
Loki		#13	[-]
Posts: 14831 (07/18/08 06:43 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	she's a grown woman with children. Does she really need you to tell her to call the police?
TC		#14	[-]
Posts: 497 (07/18/08 06:44 AM) Demanding little princess Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Busybodys always need to tell people stuff. It makes them feel important to pretend to be in the middle of other people's drama.
RoMa		#15	[-]
Posts: 35997 (07/18/08 06:45 AM) Demanding BuMa Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm gonna harden my heart I'm gonna swallow my #%#%! I'm gonna turn...and...leave you here.....
Loki		#16	[-]
Posts: 14833 (07/18/08 06:46 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	swallow what you perve?
RoMa		#17	[-]
Posts: 35998 (07/18/08 06:47 AM) Demanding BuMa Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Happy Birthday Loki!
Zzunk		#18	[-]
Posts: 3704 (07/18/08 06:56 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I tell 'ya, it's the curse of the Shovel Girl.
Angela in WI		#19	[-]
Posts: 24233 (07/18/08 10:17 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Tell her lube is on sale at Adam and Eve
hwamf		#20	[-]
Posts: 2451 (07/18/08 10:19 AM) FAQ bitcher Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ads the most. Right! Remove this ad Tell her that dudes dig vulnerable chicks.

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