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MartytheMarquesanMoose	YOU FUCKING MORON!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 4413 (07/21/08 12:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed. Remove this ad I asked you how you were doing. I did not ask how you like the fucking weather. I already know about the weather. It's summertime. It's California. Yeah, it's hot. Is this the first day you've been sober during daylight hours? How could you possibly think I was not aware of the weather? Do you think I got beamed here by Scotty? Am I wearing a fucking parka? WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WAS NOT AWARE IT IS HOT OUTSIDE? I don't even fucking care how you're doing, either- that's the real pisser. I was just being polite. I hope you rot in hell.
Hamdingers		#1	[-]
Posts: 10679 (07/21/08 12:30 PM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Man, it's hot today.
Penelope McBagpipe		#2	[-]
Posts: 3879 (07/21/08 12:31 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hot enough for ya?
Carboys Desire		#3	[-]
Posts: 2968 (07/21/08 12:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This is exactly why I don't initiate small talk, ever.
Hamdingers		#4	[-]
Posts: 10680 (07/21/08 12:32 PM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's really not the heat, though. It's that damned humidity.
Shag		#5	[-]
Posts: 6695 (07/21/08 12:32 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It ain't the heat, it's the humidity. And the weight of your giant mongoloid head making you sweaty.
Hamdingers		#6	[-]
Posts: 10681 (07/21/08 12:33 PM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Purrrrrrrr...Shagasm.
blondemss		#7	[-]
Posts: 9223 (07/21/08 12:34 PM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob Reply Quote More Recent Posts	so uh, how are you? :wanders off
merkyl		#8	[-]
Posts: 56230 (07/21/08 12:34 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's not the heat, it's the fat chicks.
MartytheMarquesanMoose		#9	[-]
Posts: 4414 (07/21/08 12:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When somebody tells me it's going to cool down to 102 degrees I want to stab them with a thermometer. EVERYTHING OVER 98 DEGREES FEELS ABOUT THE SAME, FUCKSTICK. IT DOES NOT "COOL" TO 102!!
ginaf20697		#10	[-]
Posts: 31720 (07/21/08 12:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed. Remove this ad At least it's a dry heat.
Penelope McBagpipe		#11	[-]
Posts: 3880 (07/21/08 12:36 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hamdingers wrote: It's really not the heat, though. It's that damned humidity. I know a guy who got punched in the leg by a guy in a wheelchair on an elevator for using that.
Carboys Desire		#12	[-]
Posts: 2969 (07/21/08 12:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MartytheMarquesanMoose wrote: When somebody tells me it's going to cool down to 102 degrees I want to stab them with a thermometer. EVERYTHING OVER 98 DEGREES FEELS ABOUT THE SAME, FUCKSTICK. IT DOES NOT "COOL" TO 102!! You are so very wrong about that. In Las Vegas we go about 4 months straight with temperatures over 100 degrees. My A/C hasn't stopped running 24/7 since late May. Do you think I can't tell the difference between a day at 112 and a day at 102? Well, I can. We all can.
Hamdingers		#13	[-]
Posts: 10682 (07/21/08 12:37 PM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Maybe if you stopped calling people Fucksticks they'd offer you a Klondike Bar.
Softtaco		#14	[-]
Posts: 2863 (07/21/08 12:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	But the wind chill! Is there a wind chill factor? Because if it's 90 but there's a slight breeze it may only feel like 88. We need a full report right now.
Bernard Wrangler		#15	[-]
Posts: 9145 (07/21/08 12:37 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts
merkyl		#16	[-]
Posts: 56231 (07/21/08 12:37 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's pretty much a lose-lose getting into a fight with a wheelchair dude.
Penelope McBagpipe		#17	[-]
Posts: 3881 (07/21/08 12:37 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Afternoon Bernie. Working hard or hardly working?
PieceOfSquash		#18	[-]
Posts: 11893 (07/21/08 12:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	this is why i never leave the comfort of my desk and hoverchair. fuck the outdoors.
ginaf20697		#19	[-]
Posts: 31721 (07/21/08 12:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Someone's got a case of the Mondays
needsmorecowbell		#20	[-]
Posts: 1981 (07/21/08 12:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed. Remove this ad

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