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I SWEAR....I will POISON the neighbors dogs.... |
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Posts: 39264 (07/23/08 09:06 PM) |
....if they don't stop barking tonight.
a BIT OF RAT POISON IN HAMBURGER IS ALL IT WILL TAKE. Do you HATE your neighbor's BARKING dogs as much as me? P.S. Baxter is on my list. |
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Loki |
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Posts: 15130 (07/23/08 09:07 PM) Monkey tamer |
awww please poison the neighbors instead
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 10818 (07/23/08 09:07 PM) Just ruined this thread |
You've been reported to the SPCA, PETA, and to Al Gore. By me. Just now.
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Posts: 3788 (07/23/08 09:07 PM) Registered User |
Do you HATE your neighbor's BARKING dogs as much as me? I definitely hate you more. |
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Romber Rulz |
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Posts: 1997 (07/23/08 09:07 PM) |
Fuck you asshole.
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Posts: 1162 (07/23/08 09:08 PM) Registered User |
apparently Antifreeze on the end of your pee-pee is a good method
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 1189 (07/23/08 09:09 PM) Registered User |
I don't have problems with dogs, but there is some fucking music blasting outside my window.
Will rat poison work on classic rock cover bands? |
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39266 (07/23/08 09:10 PM) |
If you think I'm kidding...I ain't.
I already had the animal people come to inform them they are violating the "nuisance animal violation". Rat poison and hamrburger is cheap. SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOGS UP OR WE'LL POISON THEM. capiche asshole neighbors? |
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Katja Fallingstar |
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Posts: 479 (07/23/08 09:13 PM) |
Fixed? |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 9234 (07/23/08 09:13 PM) this won't end well.
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have you spoken to them about this?
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Posts: 1163 (07/23/08 09:13 PM) Registered User |
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 12377 (07/23/08 09:15 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
I'm glad I don't have to live in a ghetto like poor Weems.
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 1192 (07/23/08 09:16 PM) Registered User |
Do it, Weems. You're a doctor. You can just say it was a medical experiment.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39267 (07/23/08 09:23 PM) |
LOKI...sweetheart....darling....
....are you telling me that your dog sits in your back yard surrounded by 5 other back yards....with your dog, Lola, constantly BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING The law will do very little to protect you against angry neighbors. word up dog owners yo |
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Posts: 3981 (07/23/08 09:24 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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We've actually discussed if a few strips of raw bacon wrapped around a single Valium could be the temporary cure for the yapmeister that likes to sing
across the street between 11:00pm - 12:00am.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39268 (07/23/08 09:28 PM) |
Bernard Wrangler wrote: I should continue talking to my ASSHOLE RENTER neighbors about ANYTHING? I already talked to the OWNERS of the house. Those dumb bitch lesbian REAL ESTATE scammers only want MONEY coming in. Fuck 'em! I own this neighborhood!
Rat posion and hamburger is cheap for peace and quiet!
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Posts: 10821 (07/23/08 09:29 PM) Just ruined this thread |
Penelope McBagpipe wrote: Was that a Nobody's Fool reference or am I reading too much into that? |
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Posts: 3743 (07/23/08 09:30 PM) Registered User |
You don't have the balls, cunt.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39269 (07/23/08 09:31 PM) |
PeePee.....forget the valium.
Save those for yourself. Some rat poison folded into hamburger tossed over the fence......your problem is solved for good. FUCK YOU BARKING DOG OWNER ASSHOLES!!! grrrr >:c ( |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 3983 (07/23/08 09:34 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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It was a Seinfeld reference actually hammy.
But weems raises a good point about saving the valium. |
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Katja Fallingstar |
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Posts: 481 (07/23/08 09:36 PM) |
At least cook the hamburger - feeding a dog rat poison in raw, bacteria-ridden, meat is inhumane.
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