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Posts: 672 (07/29/08 04:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Remove this ad Well I moved this into a new thread incase I wanna rank other Smash related things (stages, at's, etc). Enjoy :) Bowser (20/39) Captain Falcon (26/39) Charizard (30/39) Diddy Kong (24/39) Donkey Kong (31/39) Falco (38/39) Fox (39/39) Ganondorf (37/39) Ice Climbers (22/39) Ike (36/39) Ivysaur (14/39) Jigglypuff (12/39) King Dedede (17/39) Kirby Link (28/39) Lucario (15/39) Lucas (33/39) Luigi (11/39) Mario (25/39) Marth (29/39) Meta Knight Mr. Game & Watch (18/39) Ness (34/39) Olimar (23/39) Peach (10/39) Pikachu Pit (8/38) R.O.B (16/39) Samus (13/39) Sheik (19/39) Snake (21/39) Sonic Squirtle Toon Link (9/38) Wario (35/39) Wolf (27/39) Yoshi (32/39) Zelda Zero Suit Samus Last Edited By: Zesty66 12/10/08 03:13 AM. Edited 18 times.
Zesty66		#1	[-]
Posts: 673 (07/29/08 04:14 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	39. Fox I hate Fox majorly. I know he is loved my many but I find him completely overrated, boring and even sucky to use. I always dread having him in random battles because to me, his moves are bad. The amount of times I have died with his stupid side special, geez. Also, he is one of the main contributer's to the overload of testosterone that annoys me with the Smash games. Overall, I think it is great he represents the Start Fox series but I hate his moveset and he did not deserve two clones. Boring. 38. Falco Obviously, with Fox being dead last, his clones are not going much further. The only reason Falco is above Fox is because he looks cooler, but other than that he is pretty much the same. He does have one altered move which allows him to move his reflector but it is hard to use. I used to say Wolf robbed Krystal of her spot, but at least Wolf is slightly cool and has an altered moveset, so Falco is the real wasted slot. Clones annoy me. Spoiler [+] They both have swords Last Edited By: Zesty66 07/29/08 05:16 AM. Edited 1 times.
Zesty66		#2	[-]
Posts: 674 (07/29/08 04:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	37. Ganondorf Yes, Ganondorf does have a sword but you can only see in it his taunt. My akiles heel in Smash Bros. is definetly slow characters (well most anyway). Ganondorf is the epitome of this. Most of his moves take ages to load up (especially that stupid high leg one that you can't get out of and is really easy to accidentally do), so combine that with being slow and you have major suckage. Yes his moves are very powerful, but also very easy to avoid. I do love the Legend of Zelda, so character-wise Ganondorf is great (especially since he is one of the few enemy characters) but his mediocre moves combined with the fact that he is basically just a clone of the faster, more agile Captain Falcon leaves him low on the list. 36. Ike Like I said, I am not a big fan of slow characters, and Ike is another example of this. Firstly, I am kinda bitter about Ike's inclusion, as they had the chance for a great Female swordsman character here, in the form of Lyn, or even Micaiah. But instead they chose Ike. Mehness. Like Ganondorf, a lot of Ike's moves you have to charge up, so that sucks, as he is hard to use. Also, his Final Smash is one of those ones you have to be standing right next to the person for it to work, and I hate them. So basically Ike is pretty dull. Nothing special about him. Last Edited By: Zesty66 07/29/08 05:17 AM. Edited 1 times.
CatLurvesDorothy	Our list	#3	[-]
Posts: 575 (07/29/08 05:32 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Our lists are going to be so much different. Ganondorf is my bottom and those other 3 aren't even close.
Joaqenix		#4	[-]
Posts: 1708 (07/29/08 07:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hate Fox cause I think hes over-rated and it seems like EVERYONE uses him, so kudos on that. Ike was rawbed though. Do def agree that Goddess Lyn should have been in the game. I hope Zelda/Sheik are in the top 5 at least. <3
Zesty66		#5	[-]
Posts: 678 (07/29/08 03:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	35. Wario I have never played any Wario games, so I thought it was cool he was going in Brawl, but I wasn't ecstatic. And Wario is cool. I mean, he rides a motorbike, bites people and has explosive farts. However, he sucks. Plain and simple. He is very hard to use, his attacks are purely comical and he just dosen't offer much. So I love the character Wario, and his stage, so he is a great addition in that sense, but true as that is he is just not a character you would intentionally play with. So he gets this spot. 34. Ness I know Ness is a big favorite among some, but I just don't get him. His attacks are just hard to use. I hate attacks that take time to do and that is basically what Ness' moveset consists of. So I am very happy to let Ness live in the Smash Universe, but he just dosen't do anything for me. Also, he did not need a clone that was exactly the same as him, with different hair. Clones really take away from the quality of each other.
Thailandsurvivor		#6	[-]
Posts: 1114 (07/29/08 04:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Donkey Kong, Ivysaur, Snake, and Jigglypuff for the win! (Falco's in my top 5 as well, but he's gone)
kenc333		#7	[-]
Posts: 2848 (07/29/08 04:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Zelda, Sheik, Marth, Jigglypuff and Kirby <3 And I use Ness (in addition to the above characters)...
SFC		#8	[-]
Posts: 426 (07/29/08 05:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	<3 Melee Ness </3 Brawl Ness I have a feeling Lucas will be showing up very soon.
spnintendo		#9	[-]
Posts: 3776 (07/29/08 05:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Nuuuu Ness! And I have a strange lurve for Wario. =P
SurvivorFanGP		#10	[-]
Posts: 8884 (07/29/08 05:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Remove this ad Ness was always my favorite in the classic N64 Smash Bros. RAWBED! <3 Pikachu/Yoshi FTW
Us Kids Know		#11	[-]
Posts: 7297 (07/29/08 05:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? I LOVE using Wario, he's my main guy in Brawl! Samus/Sheik/Sonic ftw plz.
Joaqenix		#12	[-]
Posts: 1719 (07/29/08 08:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ness was a god in the N64 one, but then it was all down hill from there for me. More love for the trannylicious Sheik <33 I can beat anyone with Zelda/Sheik
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#13	[-]
Posts: 12627 (07/29/08 08:21 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LYN. <33333333 They have too many male characters and wasted a good chance to throw in another female so we wouldn't just have the two retarded princesses and jigglypuff. Diddy Kong is still my favorite character to use even though some extreme fantards argue Diddy Kong is low tier and whatnot.
Joaqenix		#14	[-]
Posts: 1720 (07/29/08 08:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They have too many male characters and wasted a good chance to throw in another female so we wouldn't just have the two retarded princesses and jigglypuff. Don't forget the porn staresque Zero Suit Samus! <3 Lyn <3 such a badass. They shoulda taken that tard Marth out and put her in instead. oh, and Lyn > Micaiah, whoever mentioned her. Sothe woulda been the sex in Brawl though.
JaMalle		#15	[-]
Posts: 4082 (07/29/08 10:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If Peach or *KING DEDEDE!!!* don't win, I call rig, and I'll hate you forever Zesty.
Alffmix		#16	[-]
Posts: 6189 (07/29/08 10:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Most of his moves take ages to load up (especially that stupid high leg one that you can't get out of and is really easy to accidentally do) Oh god, I hate that move!
Zesty66		#17	[-]
Posts: 680 (07/29/08 11:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	33. Lucas Yep, you guessed it! Following Ness is his complete clone, Lucas. They are pretty much exactly the same, however I rank Lucas above Ness because technically Lucas wasn't the clone of Ness, it was the other way round. See, Lucas was supposed to replace Ness in Melee (kinda like an upgrade) as the token Earthbound character, but the game wasn't released in time so he was pushed into Brawl, meaning he was always going to be in Brawl. But then Ness was put in Brawl anyway because of his fanbase. Yeah, just read Ness' ranking for Lucas, it applies to both of them. 32. Yoshi I try to like Yoshi, I really do. I love his character, always pick him in the Mario Party type games and I think his moves are cool and fun. But kinda like Wario, I just can't use him. He just aint that good. I actually don't even pick him unless I wanna give the person I am fighting a chance (:P). And I really hate the fact that he dosen't have a jump smash. Really annoying. So I <3 Yoshi usually but in terms of Brawl he just dosen't cut it for me. Spoiler [+] Sorry about that GP, but your other guess may turn out quite a bit differently. And about the next two: Think monsters Last Edited By: Zesty66 07/29/08 11:55 PM. Edited 1 times.
spnintendo		#18	[-]
Posts: 3780 (07/30/08 12:04 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You did not just rank Yoshi behind 31 other pieces of shit. Dead.to.me.
SurvivorFanGP		#19	[-]
Posts: 8897 (07/30/08 12:10 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	YOSHI >_> sp gon' cut chu Aww, he looks so cute in that second piccie especially, too.
Zesty66		#20	[-]
Posts: 689 (07/30/08 01:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Remove this ad srry :/

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