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what's the fastest speed a meal can travel from your throat to your anus? |
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Posts: 751 (07/30/08 03:18 PM) |
aside from scat play, hose
i had chicken shawarma with hot sauce for lunch around 1:30, and i can already feel a familiar tingle creeping down my sphincter seems fast but i can't fathom any alternative explanation |
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Posts: 308 (07/30/08 03:19 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
I think about 20 minutes..
I can't even make it out of BENNIHANNA without having an explosive diarhea! |
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Posts: 77 (07/30/08 03:20 PM) |
mach 1
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Posts: 4162 (07/30/08 03:20 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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It's my own fault for opening it really.
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Posts: 305 (07/30/08 03:24 PM) VM17 |
It gets there faster if you drink coffee.
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Posts: 309 (07/30/08 03:26 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
LOL @ penelope!!!
you are starting to grow on me Ms. Bagpipe! keep it up and be you may be receiving a friends request!! |
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Posts: 3656 (07/30/08 03:26 PM) kthxsubnic |
probably 1 second after the first bite of a product purchased from kfc (if you're able to swallow it obv)
yw! |
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 7422 (07/30/08 03:27 PM) |
welcome to my lactose-intolerant world
I've gone from meal to diarrhea in about 40 minutes |
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Anal Probst |
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Posts: 753 (07/30/08 03:30 PM) |
you would make a killing with fetish porn
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ashley madison |
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Posts: 7424 (07/30/08 03:31 PM) |
just gimme a clove of garlic and a creamy pasta!
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Posts: 2614 (07/30/08 03:32 PM) Registered User |
the best way to time it is by eating corn. I average 24 hours.
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Posts: 516 (07/30/08 03:49 PM) Registered user |
blueberries. 2 hours.
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thriving sobi |
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Posts: 200 (07/30/08 03:50 PM) |
I know how fast oral sex is ... Lickity Split!
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Posts: 1357 (07/30/08 04:04 PM) Registered User |
If you bought a time machine, food could shoot out of your anus before it entered your mouth.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5240 (07/30/08 04:05 PM) Registered User |
Depends how tall you are.
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Posts: 2244 (07/30/08 04:18 PM) Giant shitpickle |
Anal Probst wrote: Hey now. I'm not the one with the scatological monikker. |
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Posts: 3778 (07/30/08 04:43 PM) Registered User |
I swear to Christ, after the first sip of coffee, I'm on the toilet.
Coffee shits feel sooooooooooooooooooooo cleansing too! I shit on average three times a day. If I don't go at least twice, something is definitely wrong. |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 29968 (07/30/08 04:53 PM) Sexy asshole |
slimfast + coffee=about two minutes fitty seconds.
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Anal Probst wrote: You should have gotten the lamb, that chicken was probably infested with Salmonella |
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Posts: 310 (07/30/08 04:57 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
dmb154678 wrote: can slimfast REALLY be called a 'meal' ?? I need clarification! Does this aforementioned 'meal' require the use of teeth?? Coffee:You might as well just drink it while sitting on the bowl... |
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Posts: 29969 (07/30/08 04:59 PM) Sexy asshole |
well, it's a "meal replacement". i don't know what it's got, but shit, literally.
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