I got fatter (as did most of of you slobs, I'm guessing).....
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Posts: 4995 (07/31/08 5:56 PM) Registered User |
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sealbach |
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Posts: 4285 (07/31/08 6:01 PM) Registered user |
I was in a huge meeting with about 25 people and this old fat fuck (about 80 yrs old) was sitting next to me...next thing he does is lift is barely ass up a little bit and then fart in my direction...everyone heard it...i.kid.you.not |
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TC |
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Posts: 19 (07/31/08 6:09 PM) I Need A Clue
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The baby bunny disappeared.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9640 (07/31/08 6:11 PM) Nobody reads me.
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Did you check under your tires?
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mountaineer20 |
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Posts: 5920 (07/31/08 6:11 PM) Registered user |
I forgot my cell phone at home when I went out for three hours and felt a horrible sense of loss the entire time I was away from it.
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TC |
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Posts: 20 (07/31/08 6:20 PM) I Need A Clue
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No, that's where weems' cat is.
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kinghouseplant |
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Posts: 4508 (07/31/08 6:34 PM) Registered user |
I won an exciting ebay auction at the last second. I definitely paid too much but I won so a***k can suck it.
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redundantly redundant |
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Posts: 12250 (07/31/08 6:36 PM) Come Again? |
Was it for some testicles in a jar?
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kinghouseplant |
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Posts: 4509 (07/31/08 6:39 PM) Registered user |
bock! how did you know I just read that?
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redundantly redundant |
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Posts: 12251 (07/31/08 6:52 PM) Come Again? |
I've placed a Trojan on your computer, of course.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 29976 (07/31/08 7:12 PM) Sexy asshole |
brought medicine, noodley soups, and liquids to my patient, the now gallbladderless miss dmb. i'm fucking beat.
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 103 (07/31/08 7:25 PM) |
I told my psychiatrist about the lame stuff that passes for drama in OT and the 'verse these days. We had a good laugh about it.
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nomellons |
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Posts: 2553 (07/31/08 7:26 PM) Registered User |
I just got back from shopping where I saw a very poorly dressed and made up crossdresser at Ann Taylor loft. No one was able to actually acknowledge his
existence -- the sales staff was practically running to the storage area in an effort not to help him. Really bad blonde wig, huggie tee, teal mini, shaved
linebacker legs and candie clogs - My eyes hurt.
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blondemss |
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Posts: 9378 (07/31/08 7:33 PM) Guttersnipe |
i went to ann taylor loft today and couldn't get helped no matter WHAT i did! i needed a new skirt, my teal miniskirt made me look sallow
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 15933 (07/31/08 7:33 PM) Registered user |
I bought boxer shorts and tank tops seing as my sleep wear is starting to fade. I bought both items in the large size. Outcome: The tank tops look like they
were meant for a 4 year old ballerina and the shorts are the size of parachutes. Needless to say, I'm pissed.
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Bunny Frou Frou |
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Posts: 2334 (07/31/08 7:34 PM) Registered user |
i met the VP of a company that's been trying to get me to work for them for months. he made a very nice offer. that was really cool.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 4209 (07/31/08 7:38 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Some 50 pound Asian guy cut us off on the highway on the way into work almost putting us into the median throwing hubbers into one of his patented road
rages.
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 OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5294 (07/31/08 7:39 PM) Registered User |
nomellons wrote: What assholes! I'd be pushing people down to try to get to him first. Mostly so I could come here and post about it, but that is neither here nor
there.
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goner1 |
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Posts: 5290 (07/31/08 8:09 PM) Registered User |
I had to turn on the heat - it's chillywilly here today.
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one time post |
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Posts: 1133 (07/31/08 8:12 PM) |
after work I played nine and shot a 45
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
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- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
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- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
