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HERE'S TO BILL BRASKY! |
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Posts: 39641 (08/01/08 12:36 PM) |
One time, Bill went camping and a grizzly bear came and ate his steaks.....so Bill chased that bear down, tackled him, ripped open his stomach and ate the
contents of his stomach...INCLUDING A SALMON that was in there.
Bill said it was the best "surf n' turf" he ever ate. HERE'S TO BILL BRASKY! |
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memyselfandi |
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Posts: 15070 (08/01/08 12:40 PM) Registered user |
He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!
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Posts: 2860 (08/01/08 12:46 PM) Registered user |
He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39645 (08/01/08 12:54 PM) |
He beat me at bumper pool....SHOOTING WITH HIS PENIS.
Here's to BILL! |
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Reginald Lewis |
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Posts: 508 (08/01/08 12:56 PM) |
He treated my Father VERY badly.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39647 (08/01/08 1:13 PM) |
The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky... except for the
part about planting apple trees... and not raping men.
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Posts: 1057 (08/01/08 2:00 PM) Registered User |
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39652 (08/01/08 2:57 PM) |
A lot of people used to say that Elvis was still alive, so just to make sure he wasn't, Brasky dug up his corpse, had sex with it, then used Elvis's
skull for a gear shifter knob.
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 1417 (08/01/08 4:43 PM) Registered user |
Bill Brasky changed his name and is now Todd Packer on The Office.
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Posts: 22598 (08/01/08 4:49 PM) Gadabout |
Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. So he stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their
lives. Except Fleegle.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39667 (08/01/08 10:37 PM) |
Brasky once met up with Elvis Costello in the bathroom at the O'Hare airport.
Bill yelled "MY AIM IS TRUE" as he shot his load on Costello's face....the he gave Elvis a swirly! HERE'S TO BILL BRASKY! :c D |
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Loki |
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Posts: 15240 (08/01/08 10:40 PM) Monkey tamer |
Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39669 (08/01/08 10:46 PM) |
Yeah LOKI.....
....Brasky once used a rattlesnake as a condom! HerE's To BiLl BrAskY! *lifts glass of scotch to toast* |
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Skipjack Past |
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Posts: 88 (08/01/08 10:55 PM) |
You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39672 (08/01/08 11:01 PM) |
Brasky once drove a 1968 Chevy ElCamino into the Nevada desert in the middle of the night just to have sex with a GILA MONSTER!
HERE'S TO BILL! |
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memyselfandi |
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Posts: 15085 (08/02/08 2:12 AM) Registered user |
Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it
would've happened sometime.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39694 (08/02/08 2:35 AM) |
This one time, Bill had sex with Mia Farrow's mother.
Woody Allen got angy so Bill took her car, drove it across the bridge into NEW JERSEY ...... ......THEN TOWED HER MOTHER'S CAR AWAY...... ...but not before Bill CHOPPED THE HEADS OFF of both the tow-truck drivers, raped their head-less bodies, then stole the fuzzy dice off their rear view mirror. HERE'S TO BILL BRASKY! |
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memyselfandi |
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Posts: 15089 (08/02/08 2:37 AM) Registered user |
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39695 (08/02/08 2:46 AM) |
Bill Brasky was a HECK OF A SALESMAN!
A farmer wouldn't buy a tractor from Bill, so Bill set fire to that man's wife. A week later, that farmer BOUGHT the tractor from Bill....so Bill PAID for the farmer's wife's cremation! HERE'S TO BILL BRASKY! *pours scotch around the table* |
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memyselfandi |
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Posts: 15091 (08/02/08 2:51 AM) Registered user |
To Brasky.
*clinks glass* He breastfeeds John Madden! *drinks scotch* |
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 39696 (08/02/08 3:16 AM) |
Bill came over to my house to play bumper pool and drink some Scotch.
The next thing I remember, there were 7 female llamas dressed like Princess Lea tied up in my den....and a jar of pickles! HERE'S TO BRASKY! |
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