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We here at Band Loqed and D. Leeted are taking the communications from Mr. Slippery's counsil very seriously.

However, since Mr. Slippery himself is currently under indictment for violation of the yuku code 177.122, subparagraph D: "Abuse of Applesauce Authority" clause, we are unconcerned about the outcome of any threat of litigation.

Band Loqed and D. Leeted
We know the law. We know the elements. We're here to win for you.

To: Monsieur Muggles
From: Band, Loqued, and D. Leeted
Regarding: Letter to cease and desist

Dear Monsieur Muggles,

It has come to our attention that you have referred to us in public as "A character nic."

These allegations are taken very seriously by our partnership. Such slander cannot be permitted to continue without possible damage to our internet rep, which is very important to us.

If you do not cease this defamation of character against our law offices, we will report you to our henchwoman Miss Delight who can and will use her powers of mind control with the yuku authorities to have you not only globally banned but likely mocked and humiliated as well. Continued use of the term "character nic" could also result in a time out in the basement of our security officer, Dr. Weems. Don't say you weren't warned.

Tread carefully, Monsieur. Tread Carefully.

Band Loqued and D. Leeted
We know the law. We know the elements. We're here to win for you.

Vegazguy wrote:

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counsel. damn it. spell it right.

Having received our respective law degrees from schools advertised on matchbooks and having passed the bar with a few appropriately slipped benjamins, we at Band, Loqued and D. Leeted do not feel a strong urge to correct our spelling.

However, our secretary has been globally banned for her oversite.

Do not doubt our superior knowledge and expertise in the field of internet rulings, though. We can still answer any questions and represent any client facing the ever-hanging sword of damocles known as "the dreaded global ban."

Band Loqued and D. Leeted
We know the law. We know the elements. We're here to win for you.