I was at "Target" today and some stock lady looked at me and smiled. I smiled back but in my mind I was thinking "Don't you smile at me
with your CAT-like face, you bitch!" She immediately scowled at me and turned her head.
Then, I saw an old high school chum. He's real short. Anyway he's going on and on about the new house that he bought while doing so with his horrible speech problem (i.e. - foreign accent). I'm nodding my head smiling and then I think to myself "Shut up you short little immigrant midget!" He stopped talking, looked at me funny, and told me he had to go! Right in the middle of his SHITTY story!
Then, I saw an old high school chum. He's real short. Anyway he's going on and on about the new house that he bought while doing so with his horrible speech problem (i.e. - foreign accent). I'm nodding my head smiling and then I think to myself "Shut up you short little immigrant midget!" He stopped talking, looked at me funny, and told me he had to go! Right in the middle of his SHITTY story!
