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Homophobicunt wrote:

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THE TRUTH ABOUT JANELLE...

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Dear readers,

A couple years ago I spent an interesting month participating in BB6. That was in 2005, not exactly all that recent, and yet I still get little messages here and there about how Janelle still seems to be bitter about me dumping her So sad.

This whole time, I have disregarded her comments, simply because I find them silly, and secondly because I have been ignoring the general chit chat that goes on endlessly about Big Brother. I am enjoying living between Dubai and Newport Beach, and the last thing on my mind is some chick I briefly dated, once upon a time.

I would, however, take this opportunity to clarify some facts for anyone out there wanting to know what ACTUALLY happened between us

It really isn't all that complicated. One time, when I went to visit her in Miami, I asked her a question. I wasn't a loaded question; I merely wanted to know what she wanted in life. I asked her if she could have anything in life, material or immaterial, what would it be? After a minute or so of fake blushing, she blurted out "MONEY, I WANT LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY". So I said, "Fair enough. Now, imagine you have more money than you could ever spend, what would you do now?". With a blank stare in her face she said, "Nothing, I just want money". Pathetic.

Not much further into that same trip, we went out for dinner. When we were ready to leave her flat (which I thought was in a derelict building), I noticed she was wearing nothing more than a night slip, with her nipples actually coming out from the top. She may think I was being a "psycho" by letting her know that her tits were hanging out, but the reality is far simpler. If I wanted to be seen with a hooker, I would pay for one. Maybe I was? Who knows?

Furthermore, she mentioned personal family things about me which is, in my opinion, a sign of someone with absolutely no moral fiber. Perhaps it is some sort of jealousy she feels in contrast with her disaster of an upbringing, made clearer by the person she now is.

Just out of curiosity, if I was such a bad kisser, why was she jumping on me every second of that show? On the other hand, if she feels that petty comments like that offend me, she won't mind me telling the world about her... personal... hygiene.... problems. I think that is actually an understatement. I'm talking deathly stench here Should I also go as low as to say that her discount plastic surgery package can only have come from a doctor in Tijuana? That is just the beginning of many uncomplimentary things I could say about that girl. However, I think things which are of less childish proportions may be more appropriate.

Janelle is a girl whose only claim to any success at all is her brief stint on a television show which has deluded her into thinking she is anything more than she is; a sad, lonely and untalented girl, whose sole goal in life is to live on other people's money, and the praise of people she doesn't even know. The truth is that she will never surpass the bounds of what she briefly accomplished through the eyes of a transient television crowd, with only the hope that her mild looks will support her through a bar dancing career until her mid forties, by which time she will undoubtedly have pursued a full time career in alcoholism.

It is for this very reason that I have not bothered to write anything about her over the last couple years. I almost feel sorry for her.

I hope I don't have to write anything more to this effect, and I sincerely hope she doesn't do something as stupid as to continue talking about me, I have plenty more ammo, and fat grin on my face. Anyone out there who is a Scorpio will understand

On another note, how is everyone doing? I haven't been able to watch BB from here, all I get is Egyptian soap operas. Good stuff.

My very best regards to you guys for making my BB experience a fun one.

Michael