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Please give tips to MANCHELLE for how to succesfully make Jesse "do" her. |
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Posts: 22352 (08/04/08 02:20 AM) MadStudNYC |
Cuz laying in his bed, 24/7 sure ain't workin'!
Cuz the red spandex sure ain't workin! Cuz Straightening that hair, sure ain't workin! Please help Manchelle! She needs our support! |
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Posts: 14438 (08/04/08 02:22 AM) Registered User |
Well, she might need to actually admit she is a man. Some folks are saying Jesse is gay, gay, gay.
But if he isn't, my first tip would be, to stop talking baby talk. |
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Posts: 4716 (08/04/08 02:22 AM) Registered user |
Unleash her penis to attract jessie.
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Posts: 635 (08/04/08 02:22 AM) |
All she has to do is whip out her cock. That'll get him ass up for her.
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Posts: 22353 (08/04/08 02:30 AM) MadStudNYC |
I thought she might be stuffing her junk in places I dare not mention.
The J man could be gay. This could be a match made in heaven. We need to help her. So, baby talk is a definite "NO." It just doesn't work. Eating every part of a pig is helping either. They might have thrown her on "Survivor: Gabon." What WERE THEY THINKING. Poor Manchelle. :) |
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Posts: 4657 (08/04/08 02:41 AM) |
 This thread is EXCELLENT!
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Posts: 4971 (08/04/08 02:44 AM) |
MP
Poor Manchelle does need tips doesn't she?
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Posts: 22356 (08/04/08 02:45 AM) MadStudNYC |
This is a showmancemergeny!
We MUST brain-storm and help her get laid! |
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Posts: 715 (08/04/08 02:48 AM) Registered user |
Sorry MP. It looks like Dan is cockblocking Manchelle right now.
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Posts: 22357 (08/04/08 02:51 AM) MadStudNYC |
I think one of her family members just sent me a nasty PM.
So, I took the high road, and asked him/her to please send her some sex toys, should she win an HOH in the near-future. We're just trying to help her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posts: 716 (08/04/08 02:54 AM) Registered user |
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MidnightPrince69 |
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Posts: 22358 (08/04/08 02:59 AM) MadStudNYC |
I'm askeert! Yep!
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Posts: 14447 (08/04/08 03:00 AM) Registered User |
MP, how rude! It's obvious you're only trying to help her win the bo-hunk of her dreams. Some people...geez.
Okay, let's see...maybe she should just take the bull by the horns and go for broke. Put on her best perfume, make sure she's shaved...well, pretty much everywhere, use mouthwash and breathmints...and then throw herself across the spa couch and shout, "TAKE ME, JESSE! I AM A HELPLESS SLAVE TO YOUR PHYSIQUE!" |
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Posts: 22359 (08/04/08 03:03 AM) MadStudNYC |
I know. You try to help, and get punished!!!!!!!!!
I think Michelle's best bet is to have her brother or cousin (whichever mofo) just PMd me, send her some Greek-Mafia, black market roofies, and stick a few in his soda. We need to work fast. We're doing her a favor. I will make it my life mission to help her! Hell, we all will! |
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Posts: 717 (08/04/08 03:03 AM) Registered user |
But the question is...will she RESPECT him after?
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Posts: 199 (08/04/08 03:04 AM) |
I think she needs to wear a Jessie mask, since he only has eyes for himself.
Rub some protein powder behind her ears, he won't be able to resist. |
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Posts: 22361 (08/04/08 03:08 AM) MadStudNYC |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO That could work! |
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Posts: 22362 (08/04/08 03:10 AM) MadStudNYC |
Why did the ::roll eye emote appear in my post? I didn't post that emote!
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Posts: 854 (08/04/08 05:21 AM) Registered User |
MidnightPrince69 wrote: It'a always there to designate new posts since the last time you visited the thread. |
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Posts: 8305 (08/04/08 08:06 AM) Registered User |
All she needs to do is give him another 'special' pedicure:
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Posts: 22363 (08/04/08 10:28 AM) MadStudNYC |
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