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Posts: 334 (08/04/08 03:46 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
Worst movie ever?
� It was barely watchable....until the 'evil chuckle patch' scene. �plus there wasn't ANY nubile-low budget horror movie�titties. that is pure horse shit! |
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Posts: 2458 (08/04/08 03:47 PM) |
Titties were at the beginning, but it did suck.
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Posts: 4769 (08/04/08 03:48 PM) |
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youfist |
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Posts: 335 (08/04/08 03:51 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
unkle greggo wrote: are you kidding? I missed them?? I kept thinking...ok, hang in there...there will be tits SOON...that will make it all OK. but, instead I get the demon chuckle patch that has the ability to mimic the sound of a Ludacris cell phone ring tone. |
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Posts: 6049 (08/04/08 03:51 PM) Registered user |
There's really only so far you can go with killer plants and not look silly.
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Posts: 1678 (08/04/08 03:51 PM) Registered user |
I never watched the movie so I can't say if it sucked or not, but I LOVED the book.
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 2459 (08/04/08 03:54 PM) |
The blond slut got naked in the hotel near the beginning. You didn't miss much.
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youfist |
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Posts: 336 (08/04/08 03:56 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
Ann Margret Thatcher wrote: taht is a strong point. Little shop of Horrors did that theme well.. I can't think of any others that mastered the evil plant....no...wait... I got it! CREEPSHOW. didn't they have a plant episode?? 
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 2460 (08/04/08 04:00 PM) |
What about Troll?
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Posts: 5768 (08/04/08 04:16 PM) Registered user |
yeah seriously i spent like 10 minutes tryin to find out when the titties would be from mr skin and assorted other sites, then watched it and was like wait was
that it? plus there was dude ass right around there too. the tits werent so hot either cause it was like a side shot and she was bent over. you did see her ass
but it was only okay. but yeah, i would never ever watch it unless i was gonna laugh at the shittiness of it. our reviewer for the newspaper did actually say
it was the worst movie of all time and the people he watched it with were all laughing at how bad it was.
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Posts: 337 (08/04/08 04:19 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
smokeitgood wrote: that post was a work of sheer beauty. top post, mate! |
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Posts: 5769 (08/04/08 04:21 PM) Registered user |
tyvm if only the nudity could have been half as good as my post this world would be a better place
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Posts: 14522 (08/04/08 04:32 PM) Registered user |
I was really looking forward to this move, but I saw it last weekend, and it was very...uh
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Posts: 4340 (08/04/08 04:33 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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The thing that bugged me the most about the whole thing is the mexicans wouldn't let anybody off the temple or would kill anybody who touched anything
that was on the temple, but right before the first guy got shot one of the mexicans took his cell phone from him AFTER they had already been on the temple.
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 1422 (08/04/08 05:21 PM) Registered user |
I hated the book so much that I never even considered seeing the movie. What a manipulative piece of shit.
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Posts: 12234 (08/04/08 05:33 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
yeah it was meh. you want shittastic? watch shutter. that shit will make you shudder.
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Posts: 4345 (08/04/08 05:39 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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why are your avs upside down?
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numb |
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Posts: 245 (08/04/08 05:39 PM) |
i think they stole the music for that trailer from an eppy of survivor
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Posts: 1178 (08/04/08 05:52 PM) Registered User |
So I liked the book, but I guess I'll pass on the movie after reading all these less than favorable reviews.
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Posts: 28256 (08/04/08 05:59 PM) Registered user |
The point of the book was to tell a story that was absolutely bleak, claustrophobic and unforgiving. The movie destroyed that entirely. Computer generated
plants just aren't all that scary.
I didn't totally hate it though. It wasn't quite Jessica-Alba-The-Eye bad.
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08/04/08 06:01 PM.
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