Wow this shit is scripted. IMO of course.
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I Want To Work For Diddy on VH1 - P'OPRAH ROBBAGE
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Posts: 7898 (08/13/08 7:40 AM) The Real American Psycho |
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 1885 (08/13/08 9:59 AM) |
 @ the Jesus/MLK/Po'prah martyr succession.
Po'prah really is a crazyass bitch...and I love her for it. This show is GOLD. Laverne is so OTT and hilarious <3 I think s/he and Boris are gonna be boning soon. Diddy comes off as SUCH a dick in this though. Like does he realize it? He doesn't make his work sound interesting or exciting, he just sounds like an
asshole. My fave comment was how all his assistants now make 7 figure salaries. Bitch please.
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Posts: 4789 (08/13/08 2:40 PM) |
Yeah, Diddy sucks, but it's almost becoming hilarious since he's so ridiculous. Worse than Trump even. I'm more tired of all the random interviews
with his parade of former assistants. They talk about him like he's the Dalai Lama or something.
Poprah: "If my asthmatic reactions to the pollen won't affect the team, then I'll sit out. But if they tell you you're going to get disqualified or some shit, then I'll die in the motherfucking woods."
Later that day... Poprah: "Well maybe if I went in the woods and died you woulda believed me." Red: "I've just seen you walk up 20 flights of stairs and not have a problem." Poprah: "Whateva, show me your SAT scores. You thought the man got frickin Emmys for music! WTF! SHUT UP!" She's amazing, and has technically already been in the bottom two three times because of the two eliminations in the premiere. I think her reign of terror will come to an end next week though. Three eps seems to be the standard for the obnoxious bitches who are too psychotic to even function on a show like this. I don't even think she's playing it up that much, but don't care if she is. Almost everyone else on this show is boring so far. Besides Goddesses Poprah and Laverne, and Stef for her blonde whore status, my favorite is this one: 
She always looks like a deer in the headlights in her confessionals, which all seem to be about Poprah or something else negative about her team. <3 "OH NOW SHE'S ALLERGIC TO AIR.....HOW CONVENIENT!!! O_O" I liked the guy who got booted too.
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 1896 (08/14/08 8:09 AM) |
omg Bianca <33333333 (or Kendra, I forget which one is the crazy bug-eyed chick). Her confessionals are so hilarious, cause she really does seem like shes
on the verge of beating the shit out of Po'prah at every second.
Stef is disappointing me, I need her to be more blonde whore-esque.  I'm confident it will come out though <3
Yeah, I don't think Po'prah is acting either, shes obviously just mentally unstable in a great way. Hopefully she can stick around through another episode or two. As long as the next challenge involves movement in any way, I'm sure her asthma will act up, and then maybe the other teams Fat Fuck will weigh them down. |
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Posts: 2036 (08/16/08 1:15 PM) Registered user |
McWolcott wrote: VH1 won't let a Celebreality show on the air unless it is scripted.
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 4846 (08/18/08 8:12 PM) |
Laverne is quickly encroaching in on Po'prah's territory as my favorite. She was so hilariously cocky, making her dramatic meltdown after losing even
better.
"I'll be shocked and RuPauled if the other team wins!" 
"I want to be strong.....I know I'm a strong black woman....but I'm just kind of devastated. *SOBS*"
I also love her cackling laugh. It's so mannish. <3 YAY @ Deon leaving. The final 9 has 5 girls, only 3 guys, and one tranny. <3
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pjadedd |
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Posts: 7197 (08/18/08 8:13 PM) Registered User |
I caught the last 10 minutes or so and was really confused when she said that she was a strong black woman.
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 1933 (08/19/08 8:07 PM) |
YAY @ Deon leaving. The final 9 has 5 girls, only 3 guys, and one tranny. <3I know, what could be better than that gender breakdown? <3 Deon had to go too though cause he was guaranteed to kill someone if he lasted much longer. Dude was CRAZY. Laverne > Po'prah, definitely. I mean I love them both everso much, but if I had to pick one, Laverne is way more hilarious. Btw, did anyone check out Laverne before she had makeup on in the morning? She looked really (even more) mannish. And next week looks like she collapses running through NYC
I still can't stand Diddy and his moronic past assistant's confessionals though. At least the past assistants' normally have some vague relevance to whats going on in the show, but for Diddy its like he said they could tape him saying 5 different phrases and then recycle them every episode. best Laverne quote was her "Carrie Bradshaw. except black. and transsexual. and next to Boris" one <3 |
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Posts: 4601 (08/23/08 4:34 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
I finally watched the premiere and I am addicted to this show.
Po'prah <33333333333333. She freaking OWNED this episode. My favorite part is how she was like an Omarosa 2.0 in the boardroom. She completely steamrolled those bitches. "Error #1 was this bitch not knowing how to count and its pathetic really." Although I felt awful for her, she's only use to working with professionals and not amateurs .
She was the team leader, they need her experience. She is a NATURAL born leader. |
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 4604 (08/23/08 5:44 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Just watched the second episode <3.
Poprah is JESUS like. They betrayed Jesus and they betrayed Martin Luther King, and now they are doing it to her. It's sick how fucking Kimenvious those bitches are. They are trying to take her down because they are INTIMIDATED by her strength and intellegence. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is worthy of that job except for her. They don't know the entertainment industry like she does. I <3 how she was lazy and decided to take a mini vacation <3. She should have hands down left, and she somehow flipped the entire script around and pinned it on Rob. She is like a black Jenbot in the boardroom, she's a flipping mastermind. |
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 1988 (08/25/08 6:47 PM) |
Bump in honor of impending Po'prahownage and Laverneownage!
what a classic beauty <3 |
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 4631 (08/25/08 7:25 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
I saw pictures of her before she decided to get fat, and she's actually pretty smokin'.
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 1991 (08/25/08 8:56 PM) |
pics please
Brianna was such a whacko, I'm so bummed they kicked her off. I loved that divafit at the end. "Get these cameras away from me! THIS IS REAL LIFE!!!1!!1 " We definitely could have seen her descend into further mania if she had stayed.
This show has officially turned into the Laverne and Poprah Hour. And I love it for it <3 <3 RoboWhore Stef finally emerging <3 |
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QuiltRicky |
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Posts: 355 (08/25/08 10:00 PM) |
Diddy's show makes me sick! I rather work for KKK than Diddy!
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 4640 (08/25/08 10:44 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Joaqenix, the final 6 spoiler is actually proven false in the next episode. They showed the screenshot of what was suppose to be the final 6 (downtown team
plus red) in the preview. You can actually see that Red was standing so far to the side and that Kim/Suzanne got cut off.
I am so happy now because that means Po'prah is back in the running <3. I don't think she'll win (the edit seems to be going at Stef or maybe even Laverne) but she'll probably be final 2 as an epic villianness. She really should be the winner. She knows the most about the industry. Let's face it, out of all these people, she can make shit happen. I don't get why Kim's team lost. Their video was leagues better IMO, but I was happy that she weaseled her way out of elimination by forming an alliance against Red <3. She didn't even get a single vote this time, because she pinned all the responsibility on the rest of the team since she was the "talent". She really proved to be the triple threat she can sing/rap, dance. and act <3. "There is another challenge inside this challenge. It's not just trying to create a mini video, it's working with.....idiots!" "I have never heard a cameraman talk so fucking much in my life. Usually they just press record and shut their damn mouths." "These bitches need to get out of my way so I can do this thing. Suzanne is hovering around trying to help when she doesn't even know what she's doing and Briana, who is suppose to be producing this video, is missing in action!" Here is Po'prah when she was like a size 5: 
then she decided to get fat
here is the full vid: http://vids.myspace.com/i...d5-4c2b-a1c9-e9582b258177 |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 346 (08/26/08 12:22 AM) |
I think the final 2 will be Stef vs Kendra. Its leading to that already.
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 1993 (08/26/08 7:42 AM) |
Damn Po'prah
Why would anyone "decide" to get fat? Worst decision ever.
and yeah, I read that you disproved that shot that I thought was a spoiler. Which is good. I want Po'prah there until the end <3. I could see a Stef vs. Kendra ending though. The guys are all so random/horrible, I'm sure it'll thankfully be a girl winner. |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 347 (08/26/08 9:07 PM) |
I dont' think Laverne is going to win either. She was edited in a negative light at the Supermarket and MIGHT get in Diddy's face if he pisses her off
and you know how Diddy likes to be king shit.
I noticed during Diddy's confessionals he kept saying he wants somebody that's creative. It seemed like he was talking ALOT about Stefanie. i can't remember some of his other confessionals each episode but I remember thinking one of them a previous week also sounded like he was talking about her. |
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Halo8 |
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Posts: 295 (08/27/08 1:33 AM) Registered user |
Stefanie it the blond right? If so, she's winning it IMO. She's got that boring winner edit going on right now so I wouldn't be surprised if she
won. She's probably going to be in the final w/ someone more outrageous like Laverne or even Poprah.
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 7923 (09/01/08 7:26 PM) Registered user |
Why does diddy have 100 former "assistants"?
This man's ego is ridiculous. How vile is his mother and baby's momma? They REALLY need personal assistants and someone to wait on them hand and foot? |
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