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 1000Proof |
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Posts: 7924 (09/01/08 7:30 PM) Registered user |
I love Diddy's: "I'm really hungry... and I can eat one of y'all" speech as Diddy then looks at sexy Mike and licks his lips.
I am 100% positive Diddy has had some sexualcontact with ALL of his assistants hence the high turnover rate. |
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Posts: 20035 (09/01/08 8:48 PM) Registered user |
Yeah, "assistant" is a euphemism for rent boy/sex slave/cum dumpster/whore. |
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 7925 (09/01/08 8:54 PM) Registered user |
Yeah Kendra just got anally raped on national tv. There's no way she's winning. Top 4 at most.
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Posts: 20038 (09/01/08 8:59 PM) Registered user |
Oh, and while we're on the subject of Diddy, I know I'm not the only one who thinks "singing and dancing" isn't the first thing on Donnie
Klang's TO DO list. Hell, it's probably not actually a part of his job description. lol
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 7926 (09/01/08 9:10 PM) Registered user |
And for those who don't know what I'm saying, I'm saying Diddy's finger smells like Donnie's ass.
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MsJulieR |
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Posts: 5020 (09/02/08 2:14 AM) Registered User |
so the mother needs security? WTF? what a diva...and who would want to work for the cross eyed, buck tooth asshole?? Kim will win because she's already kissing his ass |
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 2060 (09/03/08 5:24 PM) |
1000Proof wrote:Yeah, wow, that was brutal. One of the most vicious call outs besides on like an "of Love" show probably. Boris came off like such a dick in that though, just reaching for anything, IMO. oh and I HATE non-elimination episodes of shit. Its so annoying! If shows want to get more mileage out of their program, than just add more people, don't add these worthless noneliminations. Po'prah the symphony conductor <333 |
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 4693 (09/03/08 9:28 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
I know. I personally don't think it's fair that Uptown won the challenge and still the other people got to keep their team intact even though they
lost.
My fave Po'prah moment was this: "At the end of the day, is Diddy really going to hire Laverne? HELL NO! We can use her, pimp her out, and then get rid of her ass after we used her!" ETA: Edigically the only likely winners are RoboStef, Po'prah, and Laverne <333333 |
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 2063 (09/04/08 7:55 AM) |
ETA: Edigically the only likely winners are RoboStef, Po'prah, and Laverne <333333Those are also the only acceptable winners in my heart. <3 |
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 4733 (09/08/08 9:49 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
OMG! Major fucking Poprahownage tonight. I thought she was fucking gone
 However, she was able to talk her way out of another elimination. Actually this
episode, she wasn't to blame for the loss. It does seem that her teammates have a hard time accepting her ideas and they always shoot them down. If they
would have listened, odds are they might have won. It's a shame Laverne had to go since it should have been Red up there with him.
Spoilers on the preview: |
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 2123 (09/10/08 9:18 AM) |
Laverne
RIP Tranny fierceness in this television season, cause Isis is a nasty mess on ANTM.
Poprahownage lives on to own another day though! <3 Yay! I can't believe they didn't find a way to get one of the other two on the block though, cause you know the producers wanted one of Suzanne/Red, the two borewhores on the show, to go. If anyone besides Stef wins I'll be really surprised. RoboStef is the only one who is both good at what shes done so far, and isn't batshit insane (sorry Kim!). Next week looks pretty good. preview spoiler comments:
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Does Kendra actually hit Boris though? It looked like she either just tried to and failed or dumped some shit on his head. I still think edgically
 Kendra will be F2 vs. RoboStef.
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 8010 (09/13/08 11:07 AM) Registered user |
I bet the producers were kicking themselves that they already did a nonelimination for two random characters. This would have been the perfect week to do that.
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 4800 (09/15/08 8:43 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Agreed. Although I loved Laverne, there was no way she could carry the show on her back. She's funny and OTT, but she's not controversial and hated
enough by her peers like Kim is.
Kim's EPIC m.orph <33333333333333333! I'm so glad she fucking proved how useless her team is. As loud, obnixious, and a pain in the ass she is to work with, she isn't the problem. She knows what the hell she's doing and knows how to get it done. Her previous team just obviously doesn't know how to listen to the wisdom that Prophet Kim speaks. Thank GOD Red left. All he did was whine and moan about how Kim brought the team down when in actuality she was the only thing holding it together. If you think about it, all the times they lost it was never by a large margin. The first challenge they did more tasks than the other team, but lost because they did some incorrectly. The video challenge they should have won over that stupid apple sauce video. Anyways, I don't know why Capricorn randomly flipped out over Stefanie staying. Stef didn't have a leadership role, Red (especially) and Suzanne did and should have both been up for elimination (I personally would have sent them both home). If Red can't even have the common sense to pick her, then why the hell should he work for Diddy? It's poetic justice that Kim has outlasted every member of her team other than Suzanne, so far. Those bitches were so quick to betray their Jesus like leader and throw her under the bus the first elimination, and now she's going to last longer than all of them <3. I don't know if Stef is going to win anymore, but she seems to fit the role of the MORP winner all VH1 shows have. Mike is way too UTR and the only time he's been shown is his "feud" with Kim. Boris and Suzanne are just completely useless bores and Kendra is way too cunty to ever win. Maybe I'm just hoping, but I could see Kim winning it. She has the epic winner quotes, they played epic music when she met Diddy, and they always make a point of showing how witty she is. Hopefully she becomes the first bottom two Goddess and OTTN5 villian winner <3. |
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pjadedd |
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Posts: 7308 (09/15/08 9:00 PM) Registered User |
VH1 doesn't always have a MOR winner. In my opinion, the winner of America's Most Smartest Model was definitely the villain, at least for the last
half of the show. The runner up started as the villain and then had some redemption when the other guy became a douchebag. My favorite was that after
Capricorn stormed out, the other judges were blaming Stef. It's not her fault the bitch didn't get her way.
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 8029 (09/15/08 9:01 PM) Registered user |
swim4life227 wrote:I think Capricorn was either: A.) hating on old girl because females are catty like that and get threatened by other attractive females B.) was moreso pissed that the two male execs picked the pretty girl over the guy with more potential... it probably brought her back to how the industry is It was VERY unprofessional of her to storm out like that though. She should have kept her emotions in check. |
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Posts: 4802 (09/15/08 9:01 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
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I forgot about it. I should have corrected myself with the VH1 dating show winners are always MORP. Thankfully, this show is made by different producers (I think?) so maybe Diddy would hire Poprah? It would be the only acceptable ending. |
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Posts: 816 (09/15/08 10:42 PM) I don't get |
Wasn't Kim the one who came up with the party concept that ultimately won her new team the challenge?!?
If so, then once again..... P'oprahownage!!!!1! |
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Posts: 379 (09/15/08 11:04 PM) |
That Capricorn is a big bitch. She sure wants to better Diddy by keeping a guy who's caused his team to lose on more than one occasion and totally sucked balls this task. So he did a great job at the front door. . . .wouldn't the leader want to be involved inside to make sure everything goes great? |
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 2254 (09/19/08 8:14 AM) |
Capricorn's random flip out was uh...random. Did she want nasty Red's dick or something? I think she ran out of the room so she could fuck him on
that silly elevator they leave on.
WHY has no one commented on Buckeey's random cameo?! "Who are you?" "Buckeey. Buckeey from Flavor of Love." "Are you on the list? "Ummmmmmmmm...I BETTER be!!" what a loser
Po'prahownage!!! She kicked ass. I'm glad she got to leave those ungrateful bitches on her team, because she is going to be the Goddess of the other team. <3 Worship her Boris. I'm starting to like Kuntdra now that she has m.orphed from borewhore to OTT psycho. <3 that creepy montage of her making some nasty tortilla thing with the Psycho-esque music going on. And then the epic shot of the broken quesadilla on the ground after her and Boris got in their catfight. Can someone PLEASE kick off that old hag Suzanne though? What is she...40? Why is she trying to be an assistant for Diddy? Get a life. Glad they kicked Red off though, especially now that Suzanne is becoming delusional. "I've got a great idea...a cougar!"  I thought she meant a hot MILF, which, really would have been a better idea
than an actual cougar.
Red ultimately deserved to lose for cowardly choosing to take on Stef in the bottom 2. What did she really do wrong? Not much. He should have taken Suzanne in, he would have had a better shot against her. I still think Stef will end up winning. It seems to make the most sense, editing wise. If not her, Po'prah. Anyone else would just be a massive disappointment. |
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Posts: 955 (09/19/08 12:34 PM) |
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