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need advice on which benefits package to choose
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 Anal Probst |
need advice on which benefits package to choose |
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Ethan Dumont |
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Posts: 463 (08/07/08 10:08 AM) Registered User |
Go with the hooker plan
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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Posts: 497 (08/07/08 10:10 AM) VM17 |
It's a sucker bet...sort of like a reverse mortgage. It may seem like you're getting a great deal initially but in the end, you wind up losing your
house...
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hwamf |
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Posts: 2594 (08/07/08 10:23 AM) FAQ bitcher |
You can go for the "Friends With Benefits" plan, and later switch to the "Traditional Relationship". Harder to go the other way. |
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TC |
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Posts: 322 (08/07/08 10:31 AM) Demanding little princess |
Um...that's not friends with benefits. That's bootycall. Or whatever the kids are calling it these days.
Friends with benefits actually involves a friendship and not a retarded male who can only get a boner if he thinks he's getting over on someone because when he was little his mom made him wear her panties because he pissed the bed and stuff. |
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HoodooRhythmDevil |
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Posts: 503 (08/07/08 10:35 AM) VM17 |
I want TC to be my enemy with benefits.
Like, she'd kill people for me and go pick me out a nice hooker on Saturdays. |
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hwamf |
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Posts: 2596 (08/07/08 10:36 AM) FAQ bitcher |
TC wrote: Are you working out issues today? |
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TC |
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Posts: 323 (08/07/08 10:38 AM) Demanding little princess |
Not tat tall. Just read the poster. It makes no sense.
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Anal Probst |
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Posts: 796 (08/07/08 10:53 AM) |
the rubber pants were for pissing the bed; the panties were strictly a comfort thing
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TC |
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Posts: 333 (08/07/08 10:58 AM) Demanding little princess |
:: snortylaugh ::
I wasn't talking about YOU. I assumed you just skimmed it and didn't really think about it before posting it. |
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Ethan Dumont |
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Posts: 472 (08/07/08 11:00 AM) Registered User |
snortylaugh? As if you actually did that.
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Anal Probst |
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Posts: 799 (08/07/08 11:01 AM) |
wait until you see the choices they gave us for the 401k
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