"I hate my mother and I never once had sex with her."
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Quotes you will NEVER hear. Period.
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 ShadowStalker |
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Posts: 3483 (10/12/03 2:34 PM) I need a life |
"I hate my mother and I never once had sex with her." |
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bergdogg |
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Posts: 7029 (10/12/03 3:03 PM) Registered User |
 You see, we did lie about the airbrushing, but that is because if they didn't we would have looked too good. ------------------
bergdogg, definitely bergdogg Founder of the "HAGRID THE PIRATE" fanclub |
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AddictedToKelly |
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Posts: 4499 (10/12/03 3:29 PM) Registered user |
 "Look at the ass on her!"  "Tamponburu! Hahaha that was a good one Linds!"  "I don't believe in sex before mariage."  "I just adopted a new son..." "Sandra's no whore, she's just a lesbian whore pimp." ~Jak Olff  |
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madpack |
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Posts: 1308 (10/12/03 3:32 PM) Registered user |
 A challenge? All right, lets go! MOR-GAN! MOR-GAN! MOR-GAN! |
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On Your Marque |
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Posts: 1020 (10/12/03 3:33 PM) Registered User |
    "I would never even think of getting breast implants." |
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On Your Marque |
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Posts: 1020 (10/12/03 3:34 PM) Registered User |
 "I believe in abstinence until marriage." |
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survivorfan44 |
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Posts: 1460 (10/12/03 3:38 PM) I need a life |
 "I hate you Lord!" |
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madpack |
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Posts: 1308 (10/12/03 3:45 PM) Registered user |
 I've been really trying, baby Trying to hold back on this feeling for so long And if you feel like I feel baby Come on Ooooh Let's get it on |
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theanswer1000 |
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Posts: 812 (10/12/03 4:04 PM) |
 "The greatest Survivor player ever was Rob Mariano, not me." |
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About Breaking the Rules |
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Posts: 3803 (10/12/03 4:06 PM) Registered user |
Been wondering when we would ever see something like this.
Jeff Probst: Is that your final answer? "As a poster, you can always try to take the high road, but as you progress, it is nearly impossible to be anything more or less than merely yourself."
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NataSatan666 |
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Posts: 1723 (10/12/03 4:38 PM) Registered User |
 I wished my dad was more like Rudy |
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NataSatan666 |
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Posts: 1723 (10/12/03 4:39 PM) Registered User |
 Who the fuck is Johnny Mullet and why is he telling posters i'm dead |
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Rabbit |
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Posts: 9149 (10/12/03 4:46 PM) |
 "No, guys. I'm no leader. I think we should come together and make decisions as a tribe." I am a deeply superficial person
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theanswer1000 |
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Posts: 812 (10/12/03 5:12 PM) |
 "Hey everyone, I have a confession to make. I'm really a man. I know this comes as a shock but I thought you all needed to know." |
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On Your Marque |
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Posts: 1020 (10/12/03 5:42 PM) Registered User |
Here's one I posted in the other thread:
 "FUCK! SHIT! GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!" |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1450 (10/12/03 5:52 PM) Registered user |
 "Lex? Oh, there must have been some error. I meant that I wanted to have Sex with Clarence. My bad." "Mario! The Princess has been captured!" ~Toad
"Yeah. So what's new?" ~Mario |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1450 (10/12/03 5:56 PM) Registered user |
 "Of all the funny Survivors moments, I think my water hole joke takes the cake." "Mario! The Princess has been captured!" ~Toad
"Yeah. So what's new?" ~Mario |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1450 (10/12/03 5:57 PM) Registered user |
 "I do know." "Mario! The Princess has been captured!" ~Toad
"Yeah. So what's new?" ~Mario |
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BABALUGATS |
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Posts: 865 (10/12/03 6:31 PM) Registered user |
 I'VE GOT A PERSONALITY "I didn't know they made such a animal"
 image courtesy of MILKSHAKY |
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dire strategery |
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Posts: 4387 (10/12/03 6:38 PM) I'm with STUPID! |
 "I've chosen to conform to your religious beliefs which are far superior to my own." "In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take."
- Adlai Stevenson |
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
