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blondemss	my worklife is hell today	Lead	[-]
Posts: 9550 (08/15/08 7:30 AM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	utter hell. the offices are being painted. mine currently. the painter spends more time staring at the wall than painting it. he text messages constantly AND his text tone is... a rooster crowing. he's got the radio blasting. it's talk radio. they're discussing the most popular way to prepare salamander in vietnam for eating. he's got to blow his nose appareantly as he's standing behind me sniffing really hard. wet sniffs. GO BLOW YOUR NOSE. and he talks. weird stuff like, 'o, you've got a spreadsheet thingy open'. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN GO BLOW YOUR NOSE!! ps: it's 9:30 am and i'm already crosseyed stoned from paint fumes.
aaronin08		#1	[-]
Posts: 695 (08/15/08 7:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is he hot?
blondemss		#2	[-]
Posts: 9551 (08/15/08 7:35 AM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	he is if you like 50 y/o obvious alcoholics with prison tattoos and weighing 120lbs at 5ft5. and you need to like snot cuz man he's sniffly
Hamdingers		#3	[-]
Posts: 11890 (08/15/08 7:37 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So he's your type, then.
TC		#4	[-]
Posts: 846 (08/15/08 7:38 AM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blondemss wrote: he is if you like 50 y/o obvious alcoholics with prison tattoos and weighing 120lbs at 5ft5. and you need to like snot cuz man he's sniffly so when is your wedding?
Penelope McBagpipe		#5	[-]
Posts: 4750 (08/15/08 7:38 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's probably just last night's blow. Leave the poor bastard alone. He deserves a medal for showing up for work at all after being up on that all night.
Hezbolowme		#6	[-]
Posts: 347 (08/15/08 7:39 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Let out a loud fart and see what his reaction is.
Trixie Delight		#7	[-]
Posts: 25291 (08/15/08 7:39 AM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jebus, don't you keep a container of acid on your desk to fling on people when these situations arise? I wouldn't be without mine.
sealbach		#8	[-]
Posts: 4382 (08/15/08 7:40 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	hopefully you won't have to work until 5:15
blondemss		#9	[-]
Posts: 9552 (08/15/08 7:41 AM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i would NEVER work til 5:15. mebbers i should go see that bride thread eh? he's just staring at the wall. what does he see?
Trixie Delight		#10	[-]
Posts: 25292 (08/15/08 7:42 AM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why wouldn't your company have this done on a weekend?
RoMa		#11	[-]
Posts: 36318 (08/15/08 7:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Too bad there isnt a pill you can take to make your work life easier, right hirshee?
blondemss		#12	[-]
Posts: 9553 (08/15/08 7:45 AM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	too bad there isn't a pill you can take to make you interesting reallyboringmonotonousroma. it's the building not the company trixie. and if i threw anything liquid at him i am pretty sure he'd drink it.
RoMa		#13	[-]
Posts: 36319 (08/15/08 8:01 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, you mean like the pill(s) you take everyday for your depression?
blondemss		#14	[-]
Posts: 9554 (08/15/08 8:02 AM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	those don't make me interesting. and you are like a cute little parrot.
RoMa		#15	[-]
Posts: 36320 (08/15/08 8:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Please tell me what makes you interesting
unkle greggo		#16	[-]
Posts: 2609 (08/15/08 8:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm thinking about holding a Black Friday. Everybody in this place is pissing me off.
bassoon291		#17	[-]
Posts: 6906 (08/15/08 8:55 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	just leave this thread open and leave the office for a coffee break
blondemss		#18	[-]
Posts: 9556 (08/15/08 8:57 AM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	he jusst moved the photocopier to paint behind it. i'm TRAPPED! i have to pee :peepeedances
Comrade Jerrifan		#19	[-]
Posts: 477 (08/15/08 8:58 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blondemss is hirshee?
Hamdingers		#20	[-]
Posts: 11891 (08/15/08 9:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I swear, not 15 minutes ago, the 19 year-old temp/intern/whatever chick that we've had working phones downstairs the last month or so walked into my office wearing a little sun dress and leaned over my desk displying only slightly less cleavage than the bimbo in the Bride thread. I haven't a fucking clue what she asked me, buy my answer was only slightly more coherent than 'Grrgle dah mumbplyfrump.' Good Lord, that that was nice. I'm going straight to hell, but that was nice.

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