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Posts: 17424 (08/16/08 06:06 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I used to have a handle on ads, but it broke. Remove this ad What is yours? Mine is when I was in 6th grade. A bunch of us were on the stadium bleachers getting ready to watch these two guys fight. The fight lasted about 5 minutes, and our friend won. We all were yelling and trash talking as we walked off the bleachers. All was well. Until I tripped, and ROLLED down every single bleacher. It was like I could hear Carrie's mom in my head: THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!! And they did.
Dyke Cruser		#1	[-]
Posts: 1591 (08/16/08 06:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	owned
GeneOkerlund27		#2	[-]
Posts: 3775 (08/16/08 06:11 PM) kthxsubnic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lol you got so owned
dmb154678		#3	[-]
Posts: 30061 (08/16/08 06:11 PM) Sexy asshole Reply Quote More Recent Posts	kindygarten. my name was not too common back in the day, and there was another d in my kindergarten. a perfect one, beloved by the teacher. i accidentally got perfect d's report card, and my parent's were like "whoa little future dmb, that's one hell of a report card". until they looked at the last name.
louie77		#4	[-]
Posts: 16304 (08/16/08 06:11 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I don't know how I would be able to go on living if I got that owned
MouthbreathingDemonPiglet		#5	[-]
Posts: 259 (08/16/08 06:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think it's nice that NC is using his own picture again as an avatar.
TW4Life		#6	[-]
Posts: 759 (08/16/08 06:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	dude got gravity owned
Bernard Wrangler		#7	[-]
Posts: 9440 (08/16/08 06:15 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I got a B on a test once.
PagongSchlong		#8	[-]
Posts: 3855 (08/16/08 08:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	5th grade - I was quite the avid wrestling fan. Consequently, I drew up "WrestleMania" matches between the other boys in my class. This week was big. We were doing a 14 man (boy) elimination tournmanent to crown the undisputed champion. I was the smallest kid in my class. I opted to wrestle the LARGEST kid in the class. He was about 220lbs at the time. Not tall...just fat. We'll call him "Cartman". I hit the playground like a man (boy) on fire. Everyone knew it was time to brawl. I found my opponent. I went up to Cartman and started running my mouth like most little kids and professional wrestlers do. He turned around like he really didn't want to wrestle. What a pussy, right? I jumped on his back and wrapped my arms around his neck in a sleeper hold type fashion. He swung me over his shoulder and I swear to you, I landed in the ONLY part of the playground that was covered in ROCKS instead of grass. Upon hitting the ground, I knew I was hurt. I went to get up, but as I looked up, I saw 220lb 5th grader Cartmen coming down on me with a King Kong Bundy SPASH! CRRRRRRRUNCH He fractured my little 5th grade elbow. I cried like a girl. I was in a fucking CAST from my shoulder to my hand for 2 months. I was out of school for 3 weeks. While I was gone, my teacher cleaned out my desk and saw all of the wrestling matches I had written up pitting 5th grader vs 5th grader. Consequently, upon my return to school, I received a full week in DETENTION. Unlike most of you, I learned what PWNED meant in 5th grade.
Dr Will Hatch two point oh		#9	[-]
Posts: 4428 (08/16/08 08:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Nothing real bad. Once I got into a VERY heated argument with a high school teacher. I don't want to go into details about that one. In middle school I said/did a bunch of stupid shit to get attention, and somehow I ended up in a choking contest.
iismepeter		#10	[-]
Posts: 2910 (08/16/08 08:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I used to have a handle on ads, but it broke. Remove this ad The only real significant memory I have from elementary school was in the 4th grade spelling bee. I totally thought I was gonna win, I was even the last speller left. We were in a round where the theme was food related words and I had to spell celery to win. I got it wrong. So they let the girl who got cut before me to come back so it was just the 2 of us. She spelled molasses right and I spelled delicious wrong.
Survivor Boy		#11	[-]
Posts: 6245 (08/16/08 08:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When one of my friends fucking died.
Leslie629		#12	[-]
Posts: 4109 (08/16/08 09:08 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I didn't get to win any gymnastic gold medals in my Chinese elementary school.
Penelope McBagpipe		#13	[-]
Posts: 4796 (08/16/08 09:17 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ZOMG I had the biggest crush on "Rick" in grade 6. I sat there with shaking hands while I finally got up the nerve to write him the "Rick, I think you are very cute (and so on). The 80,000 year old teacher saw me try to pass it to him and confiscated it only to read it aloud to the entire class.
nardinim		#14	[-]
Posts: 188 (08/16/08 09:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Not my worst but I remember during elementary school some girl literally pissed her pants and got it all over the stage during our spring chorus show and just kept on singing the whole time! Sucked to be her, that's for sure.
Jessfrogger88		#15	[-]
Posts: 11217 (08/16/08 09:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Elementary- Kindergarten- We got these scooter things and we got to go up and down the halls during lunch well apparently our teacher called us back in but me and two other stayed out in the halls and played (swear didn't hear her). Well this particular day standardized testing was going on. We all got in horrible trouble and had to go to all the classes and aplogize to the teachers. I remember one teacher yelled at us for like 5 minutes while I was in %+%@! the whole time.... I pretty much cried that whole day because I just kept getting yelled at... I also had to write like I will not disrupt class Bart Simpson style... So traumatic I also got pantsed in like 4th grade and everyone laughed... I went to tell the lunch lady and she laughed In High School at an awards ceremony my consoler was handing out awards and it was my turn to go receive one and she said. "Jessica surname" My name is Jesse and I have a penis... SO EMBARRASSING!
NlGHTCRAWLER		#16	[-]
Posts: 17426 (08/16/08 09:42 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This didn't happen to me, but my friend Sonjia was very nervous about this oral presentation that she had to do in English class. I even helped her with it the night before. The next day, I came in to school late and came into first period after Sonjia walked up to give her report. After she bravely gave it (without her note cards, might I add), she walked back to her desk and sat down. Her friend Karen leaned up and said "Sonjia? Your blouse is on backwards." What a dumbass. Sonjia felt SO stupid. I mean how can you put a shirt on backwards and not know it?!
jessica has spoken		#17	[-]
Posts: 6406 (08/16/08 09:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Pretty much every single memory I have of the entire 13 years is a horrible one. Except during senior year special projects week, I got stoned silly in my dorm room every morning and after lunch and watched The Jewel in the Crown with Dr. Feske commentary. ah sweet Feske.
superguppie		#18	[-]
Posts: 23757 (08/16/08 09:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When South Carolina seceded. Bad times.
nardinim		#19	[-]
Posts: 189 (08/16/08 09:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	NlGHTCRAWLER wrote: This didn't happen to me, but my friend Sonjia was very nervous about this oral presentation that she had to do in English class. I even helped her with it the night before. The next day, I came in to school late and came into first period after Sonjia walked up to give her report. After she bravely gave it (without her note cards, might I add), she walked back to her desk and sat down. Her friend Karen leaned up and said "Sonjia? Your blouse is on backwards." What a dumbass. Sonjia felt SO stupid. I mean how can you put a shirt on backwards and not know it?! I'll admit I did something similar to this in kindergarten. I woke up reallyyy late for school and had to hurry and put my uniform on. Only when I got halfway through the school day did I realize I left my pajamas on underneath them. Thinking back on it now my teacher soooo had to have noticed
thecolbster		#20	[-]
Posts: 349 (08/16/08 09:58 PM) You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I used to have a handle on ads, but it broke. Remove this ad In 6th/7th grade, I got a Christopher Atkins/Blue Lagoon perm over the summer. One of the first days back to school, the head bitch walked by my locker and said "Is that a boy or a girl?" The best part is that the head bitch ended up going to jail several years later. Something about extorting money from a Dairy Queen.

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