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OuijaBroad |
I HATE MOOCHES |
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I work in a small office and I'm currently working with someone who is starting to mooch constantly. It's like having a begging dog around
all the time. wtf am I supposed to do? Has she no pride? A 40+ y/o woman who can't manage to bring her own sandwich for lunch? I'd think it was
sad, except she's an "artist" who chooses not to work as much as she could. She's a pain in the ass, that's what she is. We have
fruit and nuts and crackers, and stuff for smoothies in the kitchen. Oh wait, no we don't. She ate them all.
She came up to my office yesterday to see if I had anything to eat. WTF ??? Yes, I have two fruit bar thingies, and a small bag of turkey jerky,
but she can't have any. >
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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You must kill her
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U91731 |
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Is she a fatso ? |
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hwamf |
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If you kill her, you can make Jerky Jerky. Jes sayin.
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MargueritaBlendedNoSalt |
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I think a laxative-filled ding dong is in order here.
Last Edited By: MargueritaBlendedNoSalt
08/20/08 11:04 AM.
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Mom HOLIO |
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Give her $2 and tell her it has to last her until Friday.
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r |
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The mooch's name is not Delores is it?
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Vicconius |
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Do you hate smooches?
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NiceToAnimals |
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No, it's Minnie.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Ouija sure is protective of her food stuffs.
I went to grab a fry off her plate last week and I've still got the fork prong holes in the top of my hand. |
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MargueritaBlendedNoSalt |
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Hey NTA - love the avi!
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hwamf |
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She wasn't protecting her food, she was trying to get more.
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NiceToAnimals |
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Thanks, Marg!
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Well that would explain the licking hwamf.
:shiver me timbers |
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OuijaBroad |
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I like Marguerita's idea. Oh i love it, I love it so much.
No, she's not fat. Just pathetic. |
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MargueritaBlendedNoSalt |
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Happy to share my evilness!
Let us know how it all comes out :rimshot:. |
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OuijaBroad |
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I'm going to kill her if she comes up here looking for food again today. I really will.
Same goes for PeePee if she touches my fries again. |
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TravelRachel |
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Look through your cupboard at home and find old canned food that you wont use. Bring them in for her.
Tell her you brought them for her and were going to donate them to the food pantry/post office food drive but think she may need them more. Bet she will stop! |
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CBRetriever |
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just point her in the direction of the nearest McDonalds
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OuijaBroad |
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ha I like that Rachel. I'll bring in some stale tortillas tomorrow and see how quick it takes them to get devoured. lol
OH! But she won't eat at McDonalds. She eats healthy food. Oh, and only water that has electrolytes -- that's the only kind she's trying to drink from now on. Even though she also drinks alcohol and occasionally does coke. But don't offer her any regular water, because it's not healthy. |
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CBRetriever |
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buy a stash of totally unhealthy foods like twinkies, poptarts, BBQ doritos, candy bars, etc and when she comes begging offer them?
or tell her she can get a salad at McDonalds |
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