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OuijaBroad |
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Yeah but if I get those I might eat them myself
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hwamf |
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I still think you should kill her.
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CBRetriever |
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hey, I'm trying to help, here
actually, if she's so into eating healthy, why is she mooching food of unknow provenance from other people? who knows what chemicals lurk in your turkey sandwich? |
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OuijaBroad |
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I know and I appreciate it! And yeah, that's why I mentioned the water. She's fucking ridiculous. Um... I'm sure her body would appreciate having
SOME water, as opposed to NO water since it's not the right kind. She's an idiot.
hwampf is right... death may be the only option. |
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minerva |
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I stopped buying chocolate for the candy jar on my desk because of the big fat moocher in our office.
Our big fat moocher is such a fucking mooch, he actually sat down in front of my desk one day and stuffed his big fat mooching hand in my SMALL BAG of potato chips and grabbed a handful of chips and started horking them down. I was like Death to moochers, I say! |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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So Minerva is a Greedy Guts too!!!
GREEDY GUTS! GREEDY GUTS! (you gonna finish the rest of those chips?) :puppy dog eyes |
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OuijaBroad |
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I see that Minerva understands all too well. When there are moochers EVERYONE SUFFERS !!!!!1
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minerva |
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Hey! It was part of my lunch and it was a SMALL BAG!!! |
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CBRetriever |
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I started keeping Jolly Ranchers instead of chocolate - I don't like all the flavors in the bags, so I keep the ones I like and put all the rest in the jar
and since you can't chew them, people can't eat handfuls at a time |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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My first roommate used to start a fight with me and my other roommate whenever she came home with McDonald's so we wouldn't ask her for a fry.
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OuijaBroad |
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We used to have a bookkeeping assistant who would take stuff from the work kitchen. One day I was out waiting for the elevator, and she pulled out about 5
Hershey bars (from the office stash) and offered me one. WTF? At least have the sense to hide it!
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OuijaBroad |
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See? This isn't the first time soemone had to protect their fries from PeePee.
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youfist |
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OuijaBroad wrote: start referring to her as 'Landfill' (must <3 Beerfest)
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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The Office Troll here at work isn't so much as a mooch but always the first to pile her plate with food at our luncheons and recruiting events. I
can't stand her. PIG
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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We used to have one of those too riceme.
She was gawked at like a circus freak at every event. She'd pile that puppy up like a volcano about 4-5 times. And God help you if you got in her way when the line up started. |
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TC |
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Visine.
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needsmorecowbell |
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote:Is that why you work from home now? |
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OuijaBroad |
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I looked the Visine thing up on snopes and it says it's dangerous.
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TC |
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Murine.
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OuijaBroad |
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I bet she would steal the food right off of Spaghetti Cat's plate.
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