That is the best cat pic I've ever seen. 
Anyways, Visine does what again? Gives people the shits does it?
Anyways, Visine does what again? Gives people the shits does it?
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I HATE MOOCHES
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Posts: 4908 (08/20/08 12:47 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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 U91731 |
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Posts: 9077 (08/20/08 12:47 PM) Registered User |
We had a mooch named Kevin. He was transfered out to another department.
Once he walked into the boss' office (when he was out) and opened a previously sealed box of chocolates and ate one. He really felt if it was visible it was up for grabs. He was also the guy who'd walk by everyone's desk during lunch, look at your food and comment on it. Like "Subway today huh ?" and then stand there watching you eat. He was like a starving slobbering dog. He also used to steal frozen meals out of the refrigerator if they were there for more than 2 days. Around the holidays things would always disappear...like gift boxes and if a rare case of wine appeared he'd smuggle bottles out in his pants. Fuckiing goofball. |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5576 (08/20/08 2:31 PM) Registered User |
What is it about these people? Can they not afford food? Too lazy to shop? What ???
I can't imagine being 40+ years old and having to bug people for food. They have no pride? |
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minerva |
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Posts: 4596 (08/20/08 2:35 PM) Registered user |
These are the same people who always sign up to bring paper plates and napkins to the office potlucks. Fuckers. |
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Axle the Bulldog |
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Posts: 384 (08/20/08 2:36 PM) Registered user |
Even worse is when people ask to have a sip of your drink. I don't share my drinks with anyone! How fucking gross.
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U91731 |
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Posts: 9080 (08/20/08 2:37 PM) Registered User |
God I'm glad we don't have potlucks.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 4911 (08/20/08 2:51 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Axle the Bulldog wrote: You better be married to me or siamesely(sp) attached before you even consider asking that one. |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5580 (08/20/08 2:59 PM) Registered User |
I agree about the drink thing. Disgusting.
After they take a sip and try to give it back, you say, "That's OK, You can keep it." And yet, they never get the hint. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 4912 (08/20/08 3:02 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I shit you not, a coworker of mine worked late one night and as she was leaving the office she came around the corner and here was this greasy cleaner with her
mouth wrapped around the spout of the water cooler drinking directly from it.
I'm pretty sure all of us have herpes now. |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5581 (08/20/08 3:03 PM) Registered User |
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTF
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 4913 (08/20/08 3:04 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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gimme a kiss.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5582 (08/20/08 3:05 PM) Registered User |
your herpes! bring them to my mouth !
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 2706 (08/20/08 3:05 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Is this the "share a random story about your experiences with mooches" thread now?
My first REAL boyfriend (after Mitchthebitch) was pretty bad. Besides buying him shit and bringing him dinner, I used to have to drive him everywhere as he didn't have a car and walking was beneath him. Heaven forbid his eyeliner would melt if he were to step in the sun. I was in love, though. And he really did know how to apply eyeliner really well. So there was that. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1976 (08/20/08 4:21 PM) Registered User |
It's called GuyLiner now!
OH! But she won't eat at McDonalds. She eats healthy food. Oh, and only water that has electrolytes -- that's the only kind she's trying to drink from now on. Even though she also drinks alcohol and occasionally does coke. But don't offer her any regular water, because it's not healthy.Are we talking Cola or Blow here? If anyone ever asks for a drink of my drink I just tell them I lick south on the taint for my gofo, they say nevermind. |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5594 (08/20/08 4:25 PM) Registered User |
Coke as in cocaine.
Our receptionist was just bitching because the HOG ate most of hte cookies she brought in. LOLZ! Now it's funny, because MY food is stashed. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1977 (08/20/08 4:52 PM) Registered User |
You've got to love the health nut who has the occasional line of coke!
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Posts: 5998 (08/20/08 5:47 PM) Registered User |
minerva wrote: My husbands office had one that would always bring in a single can of corn. No shit. A single can of off brand corn. And he always had his entire white trash family stop by during the potlucks. They got fed, he got fed, and they even managed to take home the damn can of corn. Unopened. |
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Posts: 20332 (08/20/08 6:29 PM) MESS member |
back when we had potlucks, if you didn't bring food, you were expected to put a certain amound into the kitty for buying that stuff
thankfully a lot of us ride in carpools or on the bus, so that crap has stopped and then they'd leave the food out all day - talk about major cases of food poioning |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 24657 (08/31/08 7:20 AM) Registered User |
Drop your britches Turkey boy, and prepare to be boarded.
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