Just say the military captured a live predator alien and kept it chained up in some military basement and your job was to keep guard outside. So anyway no man-made sedative works on him so hes got all these titanium plated chains around his legs and arms and hes pissed as hell, his crab like face is clawing at the air and drooling like a motherfucker. Anyway your drunk army buddy who just won the lottery promises you a million dollars to sneak into the room and give the predator a cum facial, would you do it?









