plenty to make fun of there folks.
now order your fucking coffee, make it quick, and don't piss me off.
that means you.
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i am almost done being a meat jockey, on to being a barista |
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yeah, it has been passed down from on target high that the deli hours need to be more regimented. that wasn't gonna work out for dmb, so i told my boss i
might just leave. the next morning, before i punched in, the starbucks manager was lying in wait. they want me, at the hours i want. on the non plus side, all
my red shirts must go, to be replaced with black or white.
plenty to make fun of there folks. now order your fucking coffee, make it quick, and don't piss me off. that means you. |
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StarrEise |
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Why does dmb refer to herself in the third person?
Is dmb related to merkyl? |
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Hamdingers |
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Starbucks wants you to be their attorney?
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StarrEise |
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meat jockey = prostitute?
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dmb154678 |
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very rarely, when storytelling, i will refer to myself in the third person.
i am not related to merkyl by blood. |
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StarrEise |
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By injection only, eh?
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Mister Peepers |
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Please keep an eye on Jimmy and continue to bring stories.
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pie123452001 |
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Someone put a suicide watch on Jimmy. STAT!!!
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kinghouseplant |
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iced grande americano plz
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Come on up here and I'll get you a job with me!!!!
We can flick elastics at each other and land sharp pencils in the ceiling tiles all day in between posting! |
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dmb154678 |
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jimmy's down to one day a week, foam sword fighting and all.
i'm dragging my feet on that whole master's degree thing. i dunno why. i sorta like the tarjay shit. eta; miss eisse, i am no whore. i am a pimp. |
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CBRetriever |
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iced green tea here, please and no sugar
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pie123452001 |
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Grande chai latte, no foam, please!
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Je Fa |
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Thank goodness, your Jimmy obsession was bordering on creepy.
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dmb154678 |
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yeah see, you people are gonna have to slow down. everyone's getting grande coffee of the day, no room for cream. yeah, that's just how it is.
oh jefa, WAIT until you meet david. david makes jimmy look like a walk in the park. david is...the guy that will get fired and come in shooting. sooo much to work with. so much. |
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Aunt Pappy |
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Don't pee in the coffee, m'kay?
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StarrEise |
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Wait till you get those asshats who want their coffee at a certain temperature. I want to kill them.
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dmb154678 |
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oh wait stare, there's this guy who gets 7 shots, count em, 7 ( i know this bc i work right next to the starbucks and i listen in and laugh with them). anyhow, he's like if you looked up "crack dealer" in the dictionary, there he would be. anyway, he doesn't show up for like 3 months, and the starbucks manager says "where have you been?". "i've been sick". sick state or sick country? liar. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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God help her if I ever get real sugar instead of Splenda.
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pie123452001 |
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Oh, I forgot to say EXTRA HOT!
The little one will have a hot chocolate. Prepare yourself for a lawsuit if a drop of it burns his tiny arms. ONLY MOMMY'S CIGS ARE ALLOWED THERE!!! |
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Hamdingers |
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote:ssts |
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