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 oh ehm gee |
Ways to kill Jerry before Thursday. |
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Posts: 1383 (08/30/08 10:26 PM) |
Fucking creppy old fucker winning HOH HATRED
1. Heart attack from drunken Renny and Keesha calling him out on his assholishness. 2. Chokes to death from playing cards shoved into mouth by Dan. |
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Posts: 508 (08/30/08 10:28 PM) Registered user |
3. Slips in the HoH shower and breaks his fucking neck.
4. If that doesn't kill him, hopefully the water in the shower will drown him. |
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Posts: 10010 (08/30/08 10:33 PM) |
trips over his enormous ego, hits his head on the edge of the table and dies of a massive skull fracture.
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Posts: 1488 (08/30/08 10:33 PM) Registered user |
Play hide and seek...assign Jerry the freezer in SR.
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08/30/08 10:56 PM.
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Posts: 745 (08/30/08 10:38 PM) Registered user |
I am reporting you all for making death threats. Death threats are not funny.
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Posts: 830 (08/30/08 10:40 PM) |
perrocaliente wrote: 
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Pragmatically Absurd |
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Posts: 1247 (08/30/08 10:41 PM) |
perrocaliente wrote:Except for when they are. |
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Posts: 2501 (08/30/08 10:42 PM) |
perrocaliente wrote:I see no death threats, dumbass. |
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Posts: 10013 (08/30/08 10:43 PM) |
perrocaliente wrote: 
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Posts: 288 (08/30/08 10:53 PM) Registered User |
A renegade band of Marines invades the house and offs Jerry in retribution for him dishonoring the Corps. Semper Fi!
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The Truth Hurts |
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Posts: 3124 (08/30/08 10:54 PM) |
Food poisoning - Renny's revenge.
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omzig |
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Posts: 4911 (08/30/08 10:54 PM) Registered user |
Has a heart attack while jerkin-it to his fantasies of Cumdumpster and Ollie 'gettin it on' in Sequester.
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Posts: 10648 (08/30/08 10:55 PM) Not a team player
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I think Renny should give him a lap dance, get his heart a-racing, the blood a-pumping and an erection a-building...HEART ATTACK A-HAPPENING!
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RomCen |
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Posts: 16488 (08/30/08 10:56 PM) Registered User |
Keesha shoves a wine bottle down his throat. Renny hits him over the head with a frying pan. Memphis follows up with a beer can shoved up his nose. Dan
finishes him off by cutting him with those ginormous cards.
I would just like to say this is the greatest thread that ever was and ever shall be. |
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Posts: 2503 (08/30/08 10:58 PM) |
He''s playing around and he somehow gets one end of a very short rope tied to 45 lb plate and the other end tied to his neck. He proceeds to stumble
around the backyard and eventually falls into the hot tub, which Renny intentionally left uncovered for just such an occasion.
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Posts: 2437 (08/30/08 11:02 PM) |
ok I'll leave some for the rest of ya |
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Posts: 1181 (08/30/08 11:04 PM) Registered User |
Has there ever been a house guest so hated that the entire board has wished death upon them? I mean, really?
Like, a painful, horrible tragic to their family the joyous to the rest of the world type of death? |
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floofymac |
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Posts: 289 (08/30/08 11:05 PM) Registered User |
Renny puts one of her turbans on his head, pulls it down over his face and ...... ummmmmmm ..... "accidentally" smothers him .....!
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Posts: 443 (08/30/08 11:08 PM) I need a life |
Take a lighter and light his clothes up and the HOH bed before he goes to sleep if the door would be locked, or just light him on fire in his sleep.
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Surfing Hippo in Trouble |
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Posts: 261 (08/30/08 11:11 PM) |
Just leave him alone...how much longer does he have?
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Naked Paul |
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Posts: 30 (08/30/08 11:12 PM) Registered User |
floofymac wrote:Holy Shit.......I think we have a WINNER! |
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