Unless you're too fat
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meatball77 |
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You should join the army.
Unless you're too fat |
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Mutan |
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Get rid of the oldsmobile first.
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meatball77 |
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You should join the Army.
Unless you're too fat |
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yukugajoob |
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LKMOSCAR wrote:Isn't that the essay that was written in "The Breakfast Club?" |
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LKMOSCAR |
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yukugajoob wrote:Uuuum, I don't think so. However, the speech at the end does say stuff about ''jocks, nerds, etc.'' Can someone post the actual speech so we can compare? The Breakfast Club didn't even come to my mind when I was writing that.
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09/02/08 6:09 AM.
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LKMOSCAR |
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Here is the Breakfast Club stuff that I think you're thinking of:
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we
had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we
are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
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LKMOSCAR |
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Anyway, Afterglow, I definitely hope that you take what I say into consideration.
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pretzeldential |
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You shouldn't kill yourself. You just need someone to talk to like a psychologist or something.
Things will get better. With Love, UrbanCenter |
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pie123452001 |
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I'd be doubly devastated if this turns out to be a hoax.
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youfist |
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Afterglow wrote: look at the poisitive.. you drive a classic car you don't have to worry about the 'housing correction' you are considered 'jolly', not fat this time of year Anti social? Join the Army, they accept you up to age 43 now.If you can keep your gaping gob shut about you enjoyment of getting your poo pushed in...you might just find something...your pride. |
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pretzeldential |
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No, don't join the army. That's a poor life decision.
If you want to lose weight, join weight watchers. If you want to make money, you'll make more money in a low-paying job at home rather than the army. If you want to meet more people and make friends, talk to a psychologist. If you want to hurt yourself, definitely talk to a psychologist. |
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youfist |
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pretzeldential wrote: wrong on all accounts. you save alot more in the military because you don't spend a lot. You get food and housing and even clothing. You don't get the chance to go to Coach to find that new purse more than a few times a month. Plus, you will be active, socially and you will get the stucture and discipline that you require. |
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Bonestripper |
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Don't do it, Make you mom wrong by changing your life. Get a jod where you have to exert yourself it will help the weight loss. Take out a personal add as
a Bear for hire. oh and watch The Hammer it will help
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Lose the weight so you'll look and feel better
Stop blaming GW Bush. momma, society so you can control your life Since you fixed you mother's house, you can put yourself out there to do carpentry work , or painting etc on your own. |
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pretzeldential |
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youfist wrote: Wrong, wrong, wrong. You'll make more money starting out at a Burger King, then working in the Army. Also, the army has a way higher suicide rate, death and injury rates than Burger King. So you'd only be compounding your problems. |
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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"I apply at Burger King and they say I overqualified."
Show that to burger king. They'll realize their mistake immediately and you should get hired on the spot. Kimbob the Helpful
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09/02/08 7:54 AM.
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WylDawg |
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Or you could just kill yours.....
Wait, kinda sucked the fun out of that, didn't he? |
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youfist |
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pretzeldential wrote:they offer free healthcare, food, clothing, rent, training, travel and pride at Burger King? no? then how about a nice glass
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UrbanCenter |
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You can get better versions of all the above with an average or even below average paying civilian job.
The only exception might be "traveling." And you don't want to "travel" where the army wants you to "travel." Lol |
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MMMadcow |
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Burger King does have some pretty spiffy uniforms...
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