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They found Tequila dead this morning

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Loki	They found Tequila dead this morning	Lead	[-]
Posts: 15656 (09/02/08 10:08 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fat free Internet Remove this ad in the elephant house. She wasn't even that old so no one knows what happened yet. Her daughter Thika won't leave her side and the other elephants are distraught so they are not out in their exhibit today. Everyone has been devastated all morning. They're gonna need a forklift to move her out. Tequila is actually kind of famous. If you've ever seen some of those crazy animal videos, she the elephant who got her foot stuck in a tire and all the other elephants pulled her out.
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Posts: 4317 (09/02/08 10:09 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Elephant steaks for everyone?
Shagnanigans		#2	[-]
Posts: 294 (09/02/08 10:10 AM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Bonfire tonight in Toronto!!! (sorry, Loki.)
Kimbob the Magnificent		#3	[-]
Posts: 5046 (09/02/08 10:10 AM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This is very sad.
Powers		#4	[-]
Posts: 4309 (09/02/08 10:10 AM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I wonder how elephant skin boots would look?
StatelyWayneManor		#5	[-]
Posts: 8023 (09/02/08 10:11 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I could have sworn Vequiro just posted...
zippityboomboom		#6	[-]
Posts: 7070 (09/02/08 10:12 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Her shot at love has ended.
TC		#7	[-]
Posts: 535 (09/02/08 10:13 AM) Demanding little princess Reply Quote More Recent Posts	How can they name a zoo animal after liquor? What message does that send to kids????
r		#8	[-]
Posts: 4318 (09/02/08 10:14 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Rum, whiskey, and scotch are still okay though, right? And what of little schnapps?
hwamf		#9	[-]
Posts: 2949 (09/02/08 10:16 AM) FAQ bitcher Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Poor schnapps caught fire last year when they confused her with Sambuca.
ZombieLinda		#10	[-]
Posts: 5041 (09/02/08 10:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fat free Internet Remove this ad DEVASTATING In happier news, the Atlanta pandas had another freaky alien baby over the weekend: world population is up to possibly 3,000 now. <3
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Posts: 537 (09/02/08 10:19 AM) Demanding little princess Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#12	[-]
Posts: 17737 (09/02/08 10:20 AM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I thought you meant Tila Tequila! Thanks for getting me happy for nothing, bitch!
Je Fa		#13	[-]
Posts: 499 (09/02/08 10:20 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I was so hoping this was Tila
Je Fa		#14	[-]
Posts: 500 (09/02/08 10:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	you know that means we're soulmates
nomii		#15	[-]
Posts: 4878 (09/02/08 10:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	i really thought it was Tila pulling an anna nicole =(
Loki		#16	[-]
Posts: 15657 (09/02/08 10:43 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries (our black panther is named Sambuca)
pinkdolphin		#17	[-]
Posts: 7203 (09/02/08 10:46 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Poor elephant. I was hoping it was Tila too.
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Posts: 4320 (09/02/08 10:48 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sooo what do they do with the carcass in these situations? Feed it to the lions and bears?
TC		#19	[-]
Posts: 545 (09/02/08 10:50 AM) Demanding little princess Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Did I not start an animal carcass thread awhile back? i gotta look for that.
Loki		#20	[-]
Posts: 15661 (09/02/08 10:51 AM) Monkey tamer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fat free Internet Remove this ad like I said they have to forklift it out of the enclosure, maybe to the health unit. They will definatly want to do a necropsy on her since we have no known causes right now. Then I guess they will bury her body. I bet she died of West Nile Virus liek our Polar Bear

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