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My husband has gone off to the land of ugly stinky whores |
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Posts: 5071 (09/03/08 08:29 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
He just left for paris for a week. Should I be worried? Will he come home and expect me to stop shaving/bathing?
The accent I can do, but I'm not so sure about the rest. Kimbob the Worried
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Posts: 2132 (09/03/08 08:31 PM) Registered User |
He'll probably just expect you to lose weight and smoke a lot.
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Posts: 6570 (09/03/08 08:31 PM) |
Kimbob the Magnificent wrote: Alaska? |
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Posts: 5072 (09/03/08 08:32 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
I already smoke a lot but I am giving up my voluptuous thighs for NO MAN! Wait, do I have to smoke galoise? Those fuckers stink.
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Posts: 57644 (09/03/08 08:34 PM) Registered loser |
Look at the upside, he'll now surrender all arguments.
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Posts: 2194 (09/03/08 09:28 PM) Registered user |
My husband has gone off the land of ugly stinky whoresMiddle America? (any state other than CA, NY or FL) |
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Posts: 13184 (09/03/08 09:32 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
phew. for a minute there i thought you were going to say vegas. then i'd have to be upset with you. :-) we are not whores.
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Posts: 4422 (09/03/08 09:33 PM) |
You better hope that he doesn't have any homosexual desires because French men are hawt.
Or, you know, you should get used to him shoved a pipe that shoots water up your ass. |
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Posts: 2075 (09/03/08 09:34 PM) Registered User |
Aww Kimbob, you know he'll spend every waking minute craving that unmistakable Kimbob lovin'.
Or is that just me? Miss ya! |
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Posts: 40490 (09/03/08 09:35 PM) |
Oh! I thought he must be going to Alaska.
Never mind. |
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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Posts: 5075 (09/03/08 10:05 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
Alaska has a shortage of whores. That's why the whores there are always knocked up. There are all kinds of barren, scraggly, gauloise smoking french whores
in Paris. Unshaven ones. Hairy stinky french whores.
If any one of them is riding a french bicycle my husband will be dazzled by the shiny touring loveliness of the bicycle and will be drawn right in to their web of evil. He's a sucker for things with wheels. Next thing you know he'll come home and expect me to ride around on some skinny-tired riding thingie with a black cigarette dangling from my lips while saying "bonjour, mon ami" all the time. I really don't have that kind of endurance. Kimbob the Concerned |
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Posts: 2140 (09/03/08 10:26 PM) Registered User |
You've got to admire anyone that does Cardio while smoking.
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Posts: 3039 (09/03/08 10:34 PM) |
I thought OT was the land of ugly stinky whores?
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Posts: 1796 (09/03/08 10:36 PM) Registered user |
Be sure to rub a stinky French cheese on your inner thighs so he feels comfortable when he gets home. Well that's assuming you need any cheese to provide
artificial nasal camoflauge.
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Posts: 14992 (09/03/08 11:09 PM) Found a guy with |
What the hell makes you think he's coming home?
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Posts: 5076 (09/03/08 11:30 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
His cars are here.
Kimbob the Rational |
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Kimbob the Magnificent wrote:have it painted purple while he's gone |
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Posts: 6120 (09/04/08 12:38 AM) Registered user |
Or yellow, to match the color of the collective French spine.
Or white, because that's the French flag color of choice.
Last Edited By: HaroldBalzaccio
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Posts: 36085 (09/04/08 12:46 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Vegazguy wrote: Yes you are. |
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Posts: 2985 (09/04/08 06:18 AM) FAQ bitcher |
He just left for Paree for a, how you say, week. I should be worried? Will he come home and expect me to stop...ahhh lasage...ahhh...shaving! Oui.
Le accent I can perform, but I'm not so sure about ze rest. Zut alors. Kimbob le Worried |
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