- No more meals. You gotta pay for them
- No even drinks! Gotta pay for that too ($2 for coke or coffee)
- You gotta pay even for the first bag. Nice job dumbasses ($15 first bag, $25 second bag)
- You have to pay for the headset to watch the movie ($5)
- You have to pay to use the bathroom. The door can only open using $1 bills
- You have to pay for the in-flight magazine
- You have to pay if you wanna watch the scene in the window. Otherwise windows are closed
- You have to pay to sit down. Everyone is standing up by default.














