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louie77	There's a hot Russian living across the street from me	Lead	[-]
Posts: 16456 (09/04/08 03:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not. Remove this ad It's odd, cause as I went to take the garbage out, I was in my normal self loathing mood wondering what my life has become and how miserable I am. And I wished that something....anything....could knock me out of it. I swing open the door, and to my surprise...there is a blond Russian in oversized sunglasses walking a toy dog. A sign from the heavens above perhaps? In typical Louie fashion, I stared at my feet and made absolutely no contact with said girl. However, much to my surprise she crossed the street and went into the newly bought house, almost directly across from mine. Now I am left with a quandry. I know OT is filled with suave, debonair go getters. So I ask you all, what should I do? Leave her alone as she is likely way out of my league? Go ring her doorbell immediately and ask for a date? Stare longingly at her window and hope she gets the point? I have a bad feeling she probably has a boyfriend, I have no basis for that, i'm just figuring since most people around this age do. Aside from me of course. Advice is appreciated, kthx
someonestolemyfries		#1	[-]
Posts: 1448 (09/04/08 03:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	She's either a stripper or an escort. That's the only reason russian gals enter the country.
ScruffyGuy		#2	[-]
Posts: 8319 (09/04/08 03:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sorry to hear you don't have a boyfriend at your age. Try peeping and masturbation. As long as you don't pound it too fast, the binoculars should remain fairly steady.
OuijaBroad		#3	[-]
Posts: 5805 (09/04/08 03:39 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts
Strange Flute		#4	[-]
Posts: 3184 (09/04/08 03:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I stared at my feet and made absolutely no contact with said girl. That's what restraining orders are for.
louie77		#5	[-]
Posts: 16457 (09/04/08 03:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I mean on one hand I almost feel like it's worth giving a try due to the fact that she lives right across the street. How convenient! On the other hand I think, I don't even know the girls name. And going and ringing some strangers doorbell and randomly asking "Ummmm is your daughter home?" doesn't seem like the best move.
Visa Declined		#6	[-]
Posts: 2796 (09/04/08 03:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	there are tons of Russians around here and they are worse than Mexicans. Lock up your valuables!! They look white so its easy to be fooled but they cant be trusted. Trust me on this.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#7	[-]
Posts: 17768 (09/04/08 03:42 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts	louie77 wrote: It's odd, cause as I went to take the garbage out, I was in my normal self loathing mood wondering what my life has become and how miserable I am. And I wished that something....anything....could knock me out of it. I swing open the door, and to my surprise...there is a blond Russian in oversized sunglasses walking a toy dog. A sign from the heavens above perhaps? In typical Louie fashion, I stared at my feet and made absolutely no contact with said girl guy . However, much to my surprise she he crossed the street and went into the newly bought house, almost directly across from mine. Now I am left with a quandry. I know OT is filled with suave, debonair go getters. So I ask you all, what should I do? Leave her him alone as she he is likely way out of my league? Go ring her his doorbell immediately and ask for a date? Stare longingly at her his window and hope she he gets the point? I have a bad feeling she he probably has a boyfriend, I have no basis for that, i'm just figuring since most people around this age do. Aside from me of course. Advice is appreciated, kthx Fixed!!! Also, how do you know he's Russian just by looking at him walking a dog?
louie77		#8	[-]
Posts: 16458 (09/04/08 03:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	From what i've heard in random talks about the new family that was moving in, they are Russians. I knew they had a daughter too, I just didn't know how attractive she was and that she was my age. Also she was wearing a bohemian hippie goddess like dress. Total win
GeneOkerlund27		#9	[-]
Posts: 3805 (09/04/08 03:45 PM) kthxsubnic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Bake her a rumcake, take it over as part of a neighborly hello :D yw!
X Bilkis		#10	[-]
Posts: 457 (09/04/08 03:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not. Remove this ad INVITE HER TO PINKBERRY
The Annoying Hater		#11	[-]
Posts: 919 (09/04/08 03:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Just wait until she's walking the toy dog again, and ask her what kind of breed it is. Acting like you actually give a shit is a plus, chicks dig that. Just be sure to rub raw meat all over your hands so the dog likes you.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#12	[-]
Posts: 17770 (09/04/08 03:50 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts	In all seriousness, introduce yourself to her, but don't imply romance in any form. Become a friend first and then move in when she's vulnerable. Also - beware, for she may be a spy.
Atypical Male		#13	[-]
Posts: 1699 (09/04/08 03:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	louie77 wrote: I swing open the door, and to my surprise...there is a blond Russian in oversized sunglasses walking a toy dog. So I ask you all, what should I do? Go up to her and say, "Hey Maria, I've got a Canon PowerShot right here for ya..."
blondemss		#14	[-]
Posts: 9792 (09/04/08 04:00 PM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob Reply Quote More Recent Posts	gene and annoying hater got it right. but to be safe, rub the meat on your crotch so she wonders what the dog is going nuts over...and has to find out for herself
RoMa		#15	[-]
Posts: 36444 (09/04/08 04:03 PM) Demanding BuMa Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Or you can pop a pill like Hirshee does and pretend to be happy!
blondemss		#16	[-]
Posts: 9793 (09/04/08 04:04 PM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob Reply Quote More Recent Posts	you're making a fool of yourself eyeore
finishthemoff		#17	[-]
Posts: 9995 (09/04/08 04:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	louie77 wrote: It's odd, cause as I went to take the garbage out, I was in my normal self loathing mood wondering what my life has become and how miserable I am. And I wished that something....anything....could knock me out of it. I swing open the door, and to my surprise...there is a blond Russian in oversized sunglasses walking a toy dog. A sign from the heavens above perhaps? In typical Louie fashion, I stared at my feet and made absolutely no contact with said girl. However, much to my surprise she crossed the street and went into the newly bought house, almost directly across from mine. Now I am left with a quandry. I know OT is filled with suave, debonair go getters. So I ask you all, what should I do? Leave her alone as she is likely way out of my league? Go ring her doorbell immediately and ask for a date? Stare longingly at her window and hope she gets the point? I have a bad feeling she probably has a boyfriend, I have no basis for that, i'm just figuring since most people around this age do. Aside from me of course. Advice is appreciated, kthx Catspasm!
RoMa		#18	[-]
Posts: 36445 (09/04/08 04:07 PM) Demanding BuMa Reply Quote More Recent Posts	As if rubbing raw meant on your groin to get a girls dogs attention wasn't? Or do you mean admitting in OT of all places to taking pills to make oneself happy?
blondemss		#19	[-]
Posts: 9794 (09/04/08 04:08 PM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lol :)
youfist		#20	[-]
Posts: 676 (09/04/08 04:09 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not. Remove this ad russian....DEFINATELY a stripper.. ask her where she works and how much for a lap dance... then have hand party and wipe your rotten sea monkies on her dogs coat...tell her it will help with the shine. Russian Maffia will then proceed to cut off your hands and turn them into a gun rack.

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