She's looking for a new best friend.
I'm voting for this fruitcake...
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That WHORE Paris Hilton....needs a new BFF |
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Paris Hilton has a new show on...which looks like it could be good.
She's looking for a new best friend. I'm voting for this fruitcake... Craziest Thing I Did. - video powered by Metacafe |
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Joaqenix |
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This show will be the definition of the word EPIC.
My biggest regret thus far in life is that I didn't audition for this show. Paris <333 Her books should be required reading materials to young girls, they are tres inspirational. |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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I can't find when this airs.....
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Joaqenix |
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I think the commercial said Sept. 30 at 10. SET YOUR TIVOS
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pinkdolphin |
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Nicole is what made the show before. I don't know if Paris will be funny enough or entertaining enough once the auditions are over.
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OMG THIS WILL BE AMAZINGLY, DELIGHTFULLY RETARDED!!!
Here's the cast...I can already tell they're wonderful. <3
lol @ the two gaes. I think the azn is a man anyway. My favorite is the fierce cougar right behind Paris The casting special is on Saturday and Sunday at a bunch of random times, for your convenience.
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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ONLY TWO GAEZ??????
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Joaqenix |
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omg wait which is the other guy? that azn tranny in the yellow? even better <3 I like how LC tried out for this show. I'm pretty sure thats her on the far right.
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Wait, the thing in yellow is a guy?
I doubt they get too far, looks like Paris is trying to hide them. |
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pinkdolphin wrote: XXXXXXXX nicole made me LOL so much, paris was just a dull bitch! nicole was outrageous and very funny! i'm gonna give this a chance just for the mess of casting that it has! girl in black leggings looks fiercely hot! and the girl in blue looks trannyesk |
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Here's the wonderful cast! All of their bios make them sound like hilariously amazing attention whores. <3
ATHENA The ultimate daddy's girl from Long Island, N.Y., Athena is used to getting what she wants when she wants it. As the daughter of a retired soccer player and a former beauty queen, family comes first -- and Athena's Greek heritage is incredibly important to her. The University of Hartford student enjoys partying with her sorority sisters, vacationing in Europe and lunching at New York City's hottest spots. Could Athena be exactly what Paris Hilton is looking for in a BFF?
BAJE A Miami Beach babe, Baje is a self-proclaimed diva who has plenty of opinions -- and attitude -- to go around. As a modeling agent, she feels she's way too smart to be tied down to a man ... or a woman. Despite having occasionally found herself attracted to girls in the past, Baje is only interested in finding friendship right now. But if the opportunity arises for her to take advantage of a man's wallet, she might change her tune. Is Baje the perfect pairing for Paris Hilton?
BRITTANY Brittany is the quick-witted, sarcastic lead singer of a Las Vegas-based rock band, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that she loves being the center of attention and is on the hunt for fame. While Brittany loves to party and cause a ruckus out on the town, she maintains a fairly straight-edge lifestyle with limited drinking and no sex. She's a walking oxymoron, though, as she claims she's both sweet and a manipulative bitch. But is she only seeking fame or does she really want to be Paris Hilton's new BFF?
BRYAN As one of two guys competing for Paris Hilton's attention, Bryan will surely stand out. At 6'1", the Worcester, Mass., native considers himself the hottest gay guy around when he goes clubbing in Boston. A full-time student who works at a tanning salon, Bryan prides himself on two things: his ability to be a great friend and always looking fabulous. When he finishes college, Bryan wants to move to California in hopes of becoming a model. But the real question is: Will he be able to catch Paris' eye?
CORRIE Thinking of herself as a new-age diva for the new millennium, Corrie cites her aura and energy as the main reasons people are drawn to her. Of course, her passion for strutting her stuff in skimpy outfits probably doesn't hurt. The Dallas darling hopes her positive outlook on life will help advance her modeling career. Despite the fact that most girls dislike her, Corrie just wants everyone to get along. Will Paris Hilton join the lovefest and crown Corrie her new BFF?
ERIN A vibrant publicist from Miami, "Ms. Erin" -- as her vanity license plate states -- loves all things fabulous ... and the more expensive the better. Whether she's on the prowl for hot dates with handsome Jewish bachelors or just out on the town with friends, she's always dressed to the nines with picture-perfect hair. Erin's spot-on fashion sense, bubbly personality and talkative demeanor have led her to proclaim that she's the "plus-size Nicole Richie." But will Paris Hilton agree?
FRANCISCA Francisca is a feisty Latina who is extremely proud of her Mexican heritage. She absolutely loves the attention her job as a Hooters girl brings her. But while the Houston native tries her hardest to always act like a lady, sometimes her nasty temper gets the best of her. That same aggressive attitude, however, allows Francisca to be a fierce defender of her friends. But is she way too bullish to be Paris Hilton's new BFF?
KAYLEY An incredibly honest and frank girl, Kayley is the granddaughter of Hollywood screen legend Clark Gable. She entered rehab as a teenager and claims that her sordid life is an open book. Working as a tanning specialist in Malibu, Calif., Kayley lives a fairly modest life while still trying to uphold her own personal image of herself as "Hollywood royalty." As a reformed wild child, she's got the pedigree to be Paris Hilton's BFF. But is she willing to do whatever it takes?
KIKI Kiki is her own biggest fan. A judicial assistant from Miami, she considers herself "fabulous," "hot" and "the bomb" -- and she's unlikely to run out of over-the-top ways to praise herself anytime soon. Kiki is a party girl with an old soul who can't go anywhere without her lip gloss, and she's just dying to step into the spotlight alongside Paris Hilton. But does Paris really want a BFF who might try to upstage her?
LAUREN As a beauty school student, Lauren is a laid-back Los Angeles girl who tends to be spacey. While most girls put their friends first, she is very candid about the fact that men rule her life. When a cute boy is in the room, Lauren wants all eyes on her ... no matter what. But, in the end, the talkative party girl gets bored quite easily after she's staked her claim and finds it hard to stay faithful in relationships. Would the same be true if she became Paris Hilton's new BFF?
MICHELLE Standing tall at 5'11", Michelle is a curvy blonde who loves makeup, modeling and dating. A broadcast intern, the Houston hottie is tired of people thinking she's shallow and fake just because of the way she looks. That said, she thinks her breasts are her best accessory and that girls tend to be jealous of her beauty. Michelle isn't mean, but she is quick to defend herself when threatened. She gets along famously with her dog named Paris. But will the real Paris Hilton think they're a perfect fit?
NATASHA A hardcore headbanger from North Bergen, N.J., Natasha is a master manipulator who strives to live the rock star lifestyle. The tough-as-nails metalhead works as a massage therapist while setting her sights on recording an album. Natasha already knows a few of Paris Hilton's rocker friends, so she feels like she has an "in" with the famous BFF seeker. But will Natasha's gritty look and devil-may-care attitude pique Paris' interest or just plain turn her off?
ONCH Onch, whose favorite color is "rainbow," started his own business designing jewelry for hipsters and celebrities alike. The colorful bisexual boy from Hacienda Heights, Calif., loves rubbing elbows with the rich and famous, but he's tired of the club scene. And don't dare call him "fabulous" ... he prefers the term "pomp." Onch's outgoing nature exposes him as the fun-loving dork that he is, and he is one of two contestants with a dog named Paris. But will his flamboyant nature be too much for the real Paris Hilton?
SHELLEY From Deer Park, Texas, Shelley is an incredibly shy and sensitive girl who does her best to avoid drama and confrontation. While very confident about her appearance, this boy-crazy fashion fan doesn't have a serious boyfriend. In fact, Shelley is a virgin, and she has only recently started taking an interest in partying. While people often assume she is conceited, she maintains that she isn't. So, can Shelley become Paris Hilton's new BFF while staying true to herself and her values?
SINSU Sinsu is a jet-setting New Yorker who claims she can get absolutely anything she wants with the mere flash of her smile. This self-proclaimed "cougar in training" is a natural born performer, having tried her hand at acting, singing and being at the fashion forefront. An attention seeker through and through, Sinsu is always on the lookout for the next posh club that could help her climb up the social ladder. But when it comes to Paris Hilton, will she find a like-minded partner in crime or a frenemy?
TRISHA Valedictorian of her high school class in Schwenksville, Penn., Trisha is a big-time overachiever who was president of every after-school club imaginable. Working as a magician's assistant -- yes, really -- she wants to be a role model for girls with her can-do attitude and super-organized nature. Book smart and intelligent to a fault, Trisha definitely thinks she has what it takes to be Paris Hilton's new BFF. But will Paris feel the same way?
VANESSA A polite and friendly receptionist originally from Alaska, Vanessa once dubbed her circle of friends "Vanessa's army." Now living in Mount Vernon, Wash., she would love to get some serious fashion advice from Paris Hilton, as she finds her own style very safe and boring. Her clothing choices aside, Vanessa is incredibly spontaneous and wants a BFF that will go on a variety of adventures with her. Will Paris be the mentor Vanessa's been looking for?
ZUI Zui is a wild rocker chick from Woodbridge, Va., that has a natural knack for trashing hotel rooms and loves being photographed. She already considers herself an internet celebrity, and this loud and crazy girl thinks it's time for Paris Hilton to shake up her group of friends. Aside from her love of rock and roll, Zui can't seem to get enough of ruffled miniskirts. Is it possible that opposites will attract during Paris' search for a new BFF? OMG HOW CAN I CHOOSE A FAVORITE? Conceited blonde whores, fierce cougars, overachieving hags, spoiled Daddy's girl princesses, feisty Latinas, self-proclaimed divas and bitches, sheltered virgins, beauty queens, rocker wannabes, gaysians, random Alaskan goddesses, and so much more! It's like a circus of all of my favorite reality tv cliches. <33333 |
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Here are some pics from the casting special POOL PARTY~
I didn't watch it yet, but it's on the website.
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wtf And already a possible spoiler: |
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CirieFieldsofDreams |
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I support this show.
Francisca FTW!! |
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NickF227 |
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WTF?
Paris Whore couldn't have casted any non-flamers? There are plenty in those pictures. |
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victalac |
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Bet she won't pick the black girl.
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unduli clone |
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Corrie FTW. AZN gae for the finals. |
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SilvahYoshum |
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cindidindi76 |
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Her head looks really photoshopped.
Poser tattooed girl <3 "I'm gonna stab her in the titty!" |
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Onch
Did anyone see what he did to Baje's toothbrush on the Casting Special? |
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Joaqenix |
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Onch is one of the most ridiculous people I've ever seen. He'll be amazing. <3
Is the casting special worth watching? |
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cindidindi76 |
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Did anyone see what he did to Baje's toothbrush on the Casting Special? Was that the toothbrush getting the tidy bowl treatment? |
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