Fake tits feel like those red rubber dodgeballs from gym class. Bleccch.
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Straight guys --- what's more important..
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Posts: 455 (09/10/08 7:41 PM) I'm not drunk
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12767 (09/10/08 7:42 PM) |
Could you explain to the class how you know that, please? Slowly?
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 13026 (09/10/08 7:43 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
To be fair, if her breasts were chewed off by a pitbull, fake boobs would be OK.
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reddotsheriff |
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Posts: 1384 (09/10/08 7:44 PM) |
but pit bulls usually go for the nose.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 457 (09/10/08 7:45 PM) I'm not drunk
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Hamdingers wrote: Just because I like living in Dickland, doesn't mean I never visited Chickletville. |
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Posts: 5584 (09/10/08 7:46 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Ok, next scenario:
Ouija's face with a body ravaged by 1000 starving tigers or just about any other female on earth. Go. |
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pussycow |
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Posts: 3091 (09/10/08 7:47 PM) |
I'd probably go with face. But there are just so many factors it is hard to say. But a pretty face goes a long way. But if she has a pretty face and
horrendous body she damn well better give good head
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12769 (09/10/08 7:49 PM) |
Shagnanigans wrote:I SAID SLOWLY. |
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punky |
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Posts: 10888 (09/10/08 7:50 PM) |
Lets turn this around ....
STRAIGHT WOMEN .... what's more important ..the man's gorgeous face or his wallet? :oooOOO |
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 13028 (09/10/08 7:51 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
A few months ago, that would be pie's face attached to a body ravaged by 1000 starving tigers.
*sniff* |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5585 (09/10/08 7:52 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Yeah well, I gotta go with the material I'm given. Ouija's a pretty damn close second as far as total whores go.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 460 (09/10/08 7:54 PM) I'm not drunk
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punky wrote: his BIG HOOOOGE LONG-LASTING.... portfolio. Jeez, isn't it obvious? |
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 31916 (09/10/08 7:56 PM) Registered user |
Hay! I resemble that remark.
I pick the guy's gorgeous face. :)* |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5587 (09/10/08 7:58 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Oh crap.
Hi pie! I was TOTALLY kidding about that "you're a total whore" thing. :nervous laugh |
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 31918 (09/10/08 8:00 PM) Registered user |
My nails are wet right now. When they dry, I will give you the tongue lashing of your life.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12770 (09/10/08 8:00 PM) |
I'll take one of those too, please, but lower. tia.
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 13030 (09/10/08 8:03 PM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
I'd pick pie's face attached to a body ravaged by 1000 starving tigers. I might just pull the head off because the rest would be kind of gross.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5588 (09/10/08 8:04 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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punky wrote:
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12772 (09/10/08 8:05 PM) |
Crackho Crimson.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5589 (09/10/08 8:06 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Roofy Rouge
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