The "fatty with a great face that can work out to get super hawtt" is such a copout. You're picking a lifelong butterface or a lifelong sack of potatoes goddammit!
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The "fatty with a great face that can work out to get super hawtt" is such a copout. You're picking a lifelong butterface or a lifelong sack of potatoes goddammit! |
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pie123452001 |
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LOL @ Harlotte red!
I made Mr. Pie pick between Exotic Ivory or Pink Petal. He picked the former. HOW COME GUYS DON'T LIKE PINK?!!! Mr. Bond <3 |
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punky |
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I'M FAT
YOU'RE UGLY I CAN DIET. |
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Vicconius |
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Tangy Cranberry
man I suck at the innuendo... |
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Shagnanigans |
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"Fourth-Day-Flow Pink" is the new Vamp.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Yeah but then there's the whole tummy tuck/skin reforming surgery punky.
Hope you got good insurance. |
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PhoofeGirl |
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punky wrote:Good luck with that. |
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Hamdingers |
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Honestly? We don't like pink because it's not high-contrast. We don't usually pay much attention to begin with, but red draws our eye. Pink
doesn't.
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pie123452001 |
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slut-red > all
Even if you've got the pretty face and knockout body going on, there's still that saying: Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of fucking her. (I read someone post that here) |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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that's "tired of putting up with her shit." not tired of fucking her.
big diff. |
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pie123452001 |
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Are you sure?!!! Cause merkyl said that peanuts are mammals and boy did I feel stoopied when I told that to everyone at work today.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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PWND BY THE BERNIE PIE
lolsies And yeah, I need to apologize to punky. I don't know her well enough to be slinging my ignent shit. SHORRY! I blame the wine that I never usually drink during the week with the odd exception of tonight. Yeah, wine, that's the ticket. |
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pie123452001 |
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wine = her juice box
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Well it does come in a box so you're half right.
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Hamdingers |
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MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BUDWEISER
Yo Julio, your girlfriend has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly? |
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pie123452001 |
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I like Hey meester, wanna date my seester? |
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punky |
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Beauty is only a lightswitch away ;)
I <3 Penny AND her wine!! |
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frisbeehead |
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There's an old saying that goes "you don't fuck the face".
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pie123452001 |
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Punky, I thought of you the other day. Lady at work was telling me a story about the computer problems her niece was having. It turned out that the power
switch wasn't on. I LOL'd and thought of that time you had, years ago.
Good times! |
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punky |
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fucking sneaky power button!! |
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