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Straight guys --- what's more important..
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Posts: 13675 (09/10/08 8:58 PM) Make it a funny one! |
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 WylDawg |
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Posts: 16180 (09/10/08 8:58 PM) Registered user |
I was going to ask women the same question but the answer will be: A fat wallet and a cool sports car.
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meekspantsfactory |
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Posts: 36 (09/10/08 9:00 PM) |
And it's been said a million times, inserting bag over head = automatic 29 year old. What sort of bag? Is it a pretty bag or an ugly bag? |
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punky |
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Posts: 10910 (09/10/08 9:06 PM) |
So long as the bag says Tiffany & Co and it's pouring out diamonds on my head .. I'll wear it.
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 13676 (09/10/08 9:08 PM) Make it a funny one! |
Deal.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 479 (09/10/08 9:09 PM) I'm not drunk
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Screw diamonds- if the bag says "Jimmy Dean" and it's pouring bacon over my head, I'm good to go.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12785 (09/10/08 9:09 PM) |
MARRY ME.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5601 (09/10/08 9:09 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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It probably depends on the distance the diamonds are falling punky. If they're rough cut and falling from 60+ feet up above, it could get ugly.
Dents in head = unattractive pain. Trust me. I did a Ginsu knife commercial back in my golden days. :drools |
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beatles20147 |
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Posts: 11740 (09/10/08 9:22 PM) Registered User |
I'm more of a face guy anyway, so as long as we're not talking some crazy deformed/massively obese/pile of bones anorexic/etc. body but just a rather
unspectacular one, face all the way.
Let's be real here, in the long term they're both gonna take a hit most likely, the body moreso. At least you usually retain some familiarity in the face. It's a scientific fact that peoples' eyesight worsens as they get older not merely because of age but because their partner gets uglier and your brain tricks your eyes into not realizing it.* *Not an actual scientific fact |
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 13389 (09/10/08 9:24 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
i would never live in such a cruel world. no need to answer.
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 16182 (09/10/08 9:37 PM) Registered user |
I think honestly:
Guys who are trying to come off as classy, will say face. Guys who are honest about being pigs, will say body. That's like people who try to be deep and classy by saying the sexiest physical feature of a person are the eyes............yeah, whatever makes you feel like bigger person. |
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 13677 (09/10/08 9:38 PM) Make it a funny one! |
Yeah, say it's the eyes, but it's really their butthole.
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 13392 (09/10/08 9:40 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
or the vaginar.
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punky |
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Posts: 10918 (09/10/08 9:41 PM) |
An awesome personality can make an average looking man sexy as hell.
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 13679 (09/10/08 9:42 PM) Make it a funny one! |
Stop complimenting me!
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5607 (09/10/08 9:44 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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punky wrote: GOT to have a sense of humour though. And I mean a damn good one. |
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 31936 (09/10/08 9:46 PM) Registered user |
Yes! And romantical. :)
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12793 (09/10/08 9:48 PM) |
:belch
You bitches stop gettin' all slobbery ovah me already and Gorilla me a sammich. |
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punky |
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Posts: 10920 (09/10/08 9:48 PM) |
and a big FAT WALLET
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 13682 (09/10/08 9:49 PM) Make it a funny one! |
I can be humorous but I draw the line at being romantical.
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09/10/08 9:52 PM.
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