Maria gives some head, homes, but cheese too fat!
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Hamdingers |
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MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHEESE
Maria gives some head, homes, but cheese too fat! |
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youfist |
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I like a hot face.
Was I the only one who jerked it to Carnie Wilson?
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Hamdingers |
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Yes. Yes, you were.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Hamdingers wrote: |
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youfist |
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Hamdingers wrote:
Forget that cute little blonde or that sultry red head fire crotch ... give me that rubanesque Monica Lewinski look-alike. |
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Us Kids Know |
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WiscBadger95 wrote: yw! |
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OuijaBroad |
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punky wrote: FUCK YEAH BITCHEZZZ
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Ouija WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS SHIT?
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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This is stupid. It all boils down to chemistry anyway.
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Hamdingers |
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My chemistry is going to be sick.
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OuijaBroad |
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote: SESSYBITCHES.COM? |
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OuijaBroad |
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Her face could be pretty, but she dresses all wrong for her body type. She should wear more structured fabrics.
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youfist |
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you can have that skinny bag of bones.... I'll take Mia Tyler.
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Mia is a cutter. I think her flab has something to do with the self-hatred.
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OuijaBroad |
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Sometimes women put on weight to fend off men. That's what I do. It makes me feel safe. Otherwise men would be pawing at me and constantly
following me around, and I just can't have that.
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youfist |
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Yuku Blows Goats wrote: now I really want a taste!
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punky |
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote: my place, Friday night .. Ouija is a dirty photo leaker |
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OuijaBroad |
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I'm sorry Punky.... but this thread was meant to be an intervention.
I notice you got a new fridge though -- contrats !!!! :) |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Depends on the amount of alcohol...
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Screerider |
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I'll take the buttaface. You can turn the lights out, the body with hold up better with age (Helen Mirren), and in time, you'll learn to love the
"character" in the face.
A pretty face will hold up some, but that bad body will slide downhill in ways already unmentionable. I doubt you'd come to love the "character" of someone's misshapen figure, even with the lights out. |
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