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Toilet paper for sale |
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Posts: 4354 (09/11/08 11:34 AM) Total manwhore |
Is the sign I'd put out in front of my grocery store come hurricane season if'n I had one.
Uh, it's gonna cost you $10 a roll though. Your piss poor planning is not my problem. |
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Posts: 3021 (09/11/08 12:24 PM) Registered user |
That's when they start looting your store. $0 a roll!
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Posts: 21044 (09/11/08 12:24 PM) MESS member |
I have 24 mega rolls - I'm good to go
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Posts: 8249 (09/11/08 12:35 PM) Registered user |
Somebody pm "r"...
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Posts: 4355 (09/11/08 12:41 PM) Total manwhore |
By increasing my profit margins, I can afford to have around the clock security. Eat hot lead, lootie!
I'll also be selling plywood for $75 a sheet, $100 for pressure treated. |
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Posts: 5628 (09/11/08 12:42 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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You could make a killing on kite harnesses.
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Posts: 4566 (09/11/08 12:44 PM) Registered User |
In Massachusetts does price gouging get you community service or time in the pound you in the ass prison?
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Powers |
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Posts: 4356 (09/11/08 12:54 PM) Total manwhore |
I think it's a felony in Florida. Wonder why those standards don't apply to oil companies who have increased their profit margins exponentially in this
oil crisis.
Price gouging is capitalism at its finest. |
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Posts: 3024 (09/11/08 12:57 PM) Registered user |
Don't forget the duct tape.
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Posts: 10108 (09/11/08 01:50 PM) Registered user |
Do you have a gun and samurai sword? I don't really need TP at this point, but I will gladly to use the rest to paper your house.
Screw your security dststem! Cops will be too busy on the patrol! |
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Posts: 5914 (09/11/08 01:51 PM) Registered User |
I'm afraid to ask what you'll be charging for tampons.
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Powers |
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Posts: 4360 (09/11/08 02:05 PM) Total manwhore |
You should be stocked up on tampons so I will not waste my shelf space on tampons, saving it for bread, milk, peanut butter and beer.
Your monthly visitor should NEVER be a surprise. |
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Posts: 5917 (09/11/08 02:20 PM) Registered User |
Yet you will stock toilet paper?
SEXISM. That's what this is. That's ok... when I'm on the rag with no tampons, I'm going to come over and sit around and leave splotches on all your merchandise. |
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Posts: 4364 (09/11/08 02:22 PM) Total manwhore |
Naah, I'll carry lots of chocolate to help me with the sexism thing. Hershey's bars will now be $8.50 though.
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Posts: 726 (09/11/08 02:56 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
'Hi, my name is Powers, Heinekens are now $12. a bottle."
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Posts: 10114 (09/11/08 02:58 PM) Registered user |
Do you sell Samurai sword?
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Posts: 5630 (09/11/08 03:03 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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OuijaBroad wrote: 
The boys of OT have never wanted you more I bet. |
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Posts: 5924 (09/11/08 03:11 PM) Registered User |
I was going to offer to write new price tags for Powers with my menses and a quill pen, but thought it might be too much.
Last Edited By: OuijaBroad
09/11/08 03:17 PM.
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Powers |
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Posts: 4370 (09/11/08 04:39 PM) Total manwhore |
Ya think?
Keyrist. Only in OT could you read this stuff. |
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Posts: 16769 (09/11/08 04:58 PM) |
Yeah, but this is the best thread in the past 24 hrs.
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Posts: 18696 (09/11/08 05:03 PM) |
$100 for pressure treated.
Niiiice... |
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