Uh, it's gonna cost you $10 a roll though. Your piss poor planning is not my problem.

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Powers |
Toilet paper for sale |
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Is the sign I'd put out in front of my grocery store come hurricane season if'n I had one.
Uh, it's gonna cost you $10 a roll though. Your piss poor planning is not my problem. |
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Softtaco |
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That's when they start looting your store. $0 a roll!
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CBRetriever |
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I have 24 mega rolls - I'm good to go
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Somebody pm "r"...
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Powers |
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By increasing my profit margins, I can afford to have around the clock security. Eat hot lead, lootie!
I'll also be selling plywood for $75 a sheet, $100 for pressure treated. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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You could make a killing on kite harnesses.
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AnAlanSmitheeFilm |
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In Massachusetts does price gouging get you community service or time in the pound you in the ass prison?
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Powers |
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I think it's a felony in Florida. Wonder why those standards don't apply to oil companies who have increased their profit margins exponentially in this
oil crisis.
Price gouging is capitalism at its finest. |
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Softtaco |
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Don't forget the duct tape.
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finishthemoff |
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Do you have a gun and samurai sword? I don't really need TP at this point, but I will gladly to use the rest to paper your house.
Screw your security dststem! Cops will be too busy on the patrol! |
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OuijaBroad |
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I'm afraid to ask what you'll be charging for tampons.
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Powers |
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You should be stocked up on tampons so I will not waste my shelf space on tampons, saving it for bread, milk, peanut butter and beer.
Your monthly visitor should NEVER be a surprise. |
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OuijaBroad |
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Yet you will stock toilet paper?
SEXISM. That's what this is. That's ok... when I'm on the rag with no tampons, I'm going to come over and sit around and leave splotches on all your merchandise. |
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Powers |
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Naah, I'll carry lots of chocolate to help me with the sexism thing. Hershey's bars will now be $8.50 though.
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youfist |
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'Hi, my name is Powers, Heinekens are now $12. a bottle."
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finishthemoff |
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Do you sell Samurai sword?
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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OuijaBroad wrote: The boys of OT have never wanted you more I bet. |
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OuijaBroad |
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I was going to offer to write new price tags for Powers with my menses and a quill pen, but thought it might be too much.
Last Edited By: OuijaBroad
09/11/08 03:17 PM.
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Powers |
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Ya think?
Keyrist. Only in OT could you read this stuff. |
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Aunt Pappy |
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Yeah, but this is the best thread in the past 24 hrs.
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StarRider |
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$100 for pressure treated. Niiiice... |
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